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video; un: urahara

[The magitek isn't pointed at Urahara, but rather filming the area around him, but even if the username didn't give him away, the lilting overly exciteable terrier voice of his does.]

Good morning, everyone~

I know we're all very tired of this maze and whatever might be waiting for us once we get to the end, but it didn't feel right not to show you all this.

[The magitek shows one of the walls of the maze where an engraved bull's head stands out. Yeah.] I thought this might have been a bit of gallows humor from some of the previous inmates, but it's a reoccurring motif throughout the maze around here.

[A dry chuckle as he turns to face the camera, hatless and exhausted looking. Goddamn he misses his hat.] And if you're not up on your Greek mythology... Well, let's just say this situation could get even more frustrating. It's a shame Achilles-san has left us- perhaps he might have appreciated this in an odd sort of way.

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If I should once again find myself employing a manservant I shall see to having him serve it to him, then.

[Asher doubles back on his end of the feed, shooting Jin the dirtiest look possible. This little girl already has an incredibly ~~inaccurate~~ pervy imagination, don't instigate her???]

FYI, dick sausage, or, ball sausage, or whatevs-

[THROAT CLEARING]

Isn't really a thing where I'm from.

[Still, the thought of having a meal prepared for him is... Oddly touching, somewhat. Even if there's a dismembered bull penis involved.]

But, thanks... I think.

It is not sausage we are discussing, it is stew.

[Sausage is a whole other party entirely???]

And we aren't employing the shaft of the penis for this dish, I am not trying to give all my theoretical male guests stiff souvenirs to take home with them. Honestly.

[Get the food right, Asher... !!]