video; un: urahara

[predomination]

[The magitek isn't pointed at Urahara, but rather filming the area around him, but even if the username didn't give him away, the lilting overly exciteable terrier voice of his does.]

Good morning, everyone~

I know we're all very tired of this maze and whatever might be waiting for us once we get to the end, but it didn't feel right not to show you all this.

[The magitek shows one of the walls of the maze where an engraved bull's head stands out. Yeah.] I thought this might have been a bit of gallows humor from some of the previous inmates, but it's a reoccurring motif throughout the maze around here.

[A dry chuckle as he turns to face the camera, hatless and exhausted looking. Goddamn he misses his hat.] And if you're not up on your Greek mythology... Well, let's just say this situation could get even more frustrating. It's a shame Achilles-san has left us- perhaps he might have appreciated this in an odd sort of way.

Comments

[grunehexe]

... I do not understand, I am afraid. I shall have to leave such terms to you.

[But that doesn't stop her stomach from rumbling boo]

[pummelling]

[deadpan:]

The modern world's a mystery, isn't it.

[you're FROM it kung jin stop]

[moneyballer]

Okay, your world isn't modern?

[ASLKDJFAKSJDFKJKJASKDJF AS HER]

It's kind of friggin' terrifying.

[pummelling]

No more terrifying than here, Ash-- we actually use magic less back home.

[moneyballer]

Now is that a "we" or a "you," specifically?

[look at him grumpily folding his arms]

Plus, you can't even talk! You've got a magical bow strapped to your bangin' bod, for cryin' out loud!

[pummelling]

Fine, it's a 'me'. But magic's a pretty well-kept secret amongst those who aren't in the know.

[lmfao bae flatter him more thx xoxox]

The bow being magic's not the same as me being magic.