text; un: cardmaster

[fateality]

This probably goes without saying if you've already dealt with this, but as a kind heads up if you do come faced with this: if you get any kind of crap on you while nosing around the labs, wash it off immediately. Even if it's just on your clothes.

If you're experiencing some off effect, it's not permanent, but I sure as hell can't heal it out of you.

So try not to panic, don't 100% buy into everything that you see or experience, and maybe just sleep it off. That's my recommendation.

Comments

text; un: strongfish91

[aspearation]

Uh.

Are you sure about that?

[fateality]

I recognize that I'm a man who habitually enjoys tall tales and such, but I don't reckon making things up for this kind of mission would be the wisest.

Yes, I'm sure.

[aspearation]

No, I meant the sleeping it off part.

You're sure we're not going to die??

[ Listen. Listen. She may have gone mucking about in some very, very experimental stuff. She's not just paranoid for no reason. ]

video; un: deathweaver

[respired]

What happened?

[ Because obviously: something happened. ]

text; un: cardmaster

[fateality]

I just got some crap on me and wasn't myself for awhile. That's it.

[something definitely happened]

[respired]

That is not the full truth.

text■ un: virtuoso

[fourscores]

Would have been much easier if you'd slept it off.

[fateality]

Are you really going to try to lord this over me?

[fourscores]

Now why would I ever try and do that? I enjoyed learning about your drama.

[mistruths]

You're speaking from experience, I take it?

[fateality]

That hard to figure out?

[mistruths]

What happened? Specifics, if you would.

text; un; baaaan

[perma_banned]

It stands to reason we shouldn't mess around in there if we don't have the smarts or general know-how.

Seems as dangerous as going into a sorcerer's study.

[fateality]

Magic is one thing. I definitely know what to do there.

But I suppose some of us can get a bit over confident. [Himself included.]

[perma_banned]

I'm not so much an expert that I'd be willing to risk getting shut up in a tiny vial for a decade or so.

I might have to head in those places anyway, though. What's the crap look like--the stuff you say we shouldn't get on us?

voice;

[boneafide]

You should always be washing your clothes if you get anything on them anyway! Don't tell me you haven't been washing your clothes before now!!

text; un: cardmaster

[fateality]

What kind of mongrel do you take me for?

[boneafide]

You did care a lot about getting your shoes dirty a while ago... maybe I don't have to worry about that so much from you.

Was it really bad?

text; un; chocobro

[argenteums]

... what kinda things can you not heal? You know, uh. For science.

text; un: cardmaster

[fateality]

Diseases, parasites, and infections. I really can only heal injuries like cut flesh or broken bones. Injured organs. That kind of thing.

[argenteums]

[ Cue internal crying. ]


So no chance of you getting these... taraxa out of us if they get in, huh?

[ A guy can dream. ]

text ( un: melodious )

[qarn]

It really did go without saying. Do you usually have to give out obvious advice?

[fateality]

Sure do. Any other dumb questions?

un: tony hawk

[feathery]

how long does it take to sleep it off

[fateality]

Probably about an hour is my guess.