(voice) un: ren

[sololoquy]

[Kylo Ren’s voice comes through the magitek a few hours after the chaos of the ambush has evaporated.]

I have discovered some information of importance that may aid us going forward.

[Look at him, being a team player. He has grown up so much. (No he hasn’t)]

As it turns out, our terrorists are not affiliated with the colors they wear. I was able to determine that they acted alone, without the instruction of the Empress of the Crashing Wave.

I believe an unknown third party may be attempting to escalate tension in order to incite civil war between the clans.

Comments

[sololoquy]

[how’s it taste, dameron?]

You are welcome.

[followhim]

[ gross like robitussin :( ]

What are you even gonna do with that information? Dunno if you've noticed, no one particularly likes listening to men around here.

[sololoquy]

The perpetrators have already professed their guilt to the guards. I trust they are carrying the information to Empress Nama as we speak.

[followhim]

They had a sudden change of heart, just like that?

[sounds fake but ok]

[sololoquy]

[Impatiently:]

If there is something you want to say, Dameron, then say it.

[followhim]

Look, I don't know what you did, but I know you did something. And you can announce it here and have everyone pat you on the back because the ends just so happened to justify the means, but that doesn't make it okay.

[sololoquy]

[He’s not gonna lie, this patting on the back thing is exceptionally delightful. He isn’t quite ready to give it up.]

The ends do justify the means. That is why you are working with Hathaway now, instead of fighting your war back home.

[“Your war”.]

[followhim]

[like okay yeah maybe he is wicked easy to rile up but that cheap shot was just insulting tbh. NOT GONNA BITE.]

Great, thanks for explaining my own motives to me. Really appreciate it.

[sololoquy]

Perhaps it would not be necessary, if you were less of a hypocrite.

[followhim]

I'm a hypocrite?

[sololoquy]

Do not make me repeat myself.

[followhim]

I'm not a hypocrite.

[sololoquy]

Of course not. My mistake.

[Dry as the Jakku desert.]

[followhim]

[he is done with this conversation and gonna go BREAK SOMETHING ANGRILY. he tried so hard, he really did. why ... is kylo ren the worst.]