reposing: (but now i've gone and thrown it all away)
Adrian "Alucard" Ţepeş ([personal profile] reposing) wrote in [community profile] futurology2018-02-20 11:06 am

audio; un: alucard

[Sometime after the Escort Missions are completed, Alucard speaks up on the network, sounding weary.]

I loathe to ask this of any of you, though I respect any who wish to decline my request. If you accept, know that I am incredibly grateful for it.

I require a bit of blood, if you have it. I know not all of you do. I will not accept it from someone who is ill.

Should you wish an explanation, or have further questions, I will answer them. I am open to discussing on methods of bloodletting if you would consider to donate it to me.
moneyman: (* is my replicator spying on me)

[personal profile] moneyman 2018-02-25 05:18 pm (UTC)(link)
...Good point. I'd like to think they wouldn't bring a murderous vampire onto this team, though. Kinda puts a strain on HR if you hire someone who just kills your other employees. It'd be a really high turnaround, you know? I dunno, man. Do you think they'd do that to us?
dbag: ɪғ ɪ ʙᴇʟɪᴇᴠᴇᴅ ɪɴ ғᴀᴛᴇ, ɪ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅɴ'ᴛ ʙᴇ ᴘʟᴀʏɪɴɢ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʟᴏᴀᴅᴇᴅ ᴅɪᴄᴇ! (pic#10046149)

[personal profile] dbag 2018-03-04 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
...Okay, fair. You're probably right.

Although, I mean, if I didn't want to pay my employees, maybe I would hire someone who would kill my employees.

Not that I... actually would do that.