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futurology2018-04-10 12:50 pm
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audio; un: fiona
[This pops up on the magitek a few days after the dossier for the upcoming mission; Fiona's voice is smooth and friendly, like she's quite practiced at speaking to people.]
Hey, Ophelia. Fiona here.
Looks like our next mission requires some backstory work -- and unlike last time, we can't rely on "ignorant tourist." So, because of my experience with this sort of, uh... situation, I'm willing to help everyone out, because I'd rather we didn't all get thrown in cyber-jail because one of you screwed up.
I'm also from a universe where cybernetics are commonplace, so I can help you get the lowdown on that. [Just don't ask her about technical details. It will be embarrassing for everyone involved.]
So, let me know if you need help, advice, whatever -- we're all in this together, after all. And, as you all know, I'm an altruist.
Hey, Ophelia. Fiona here.
Looks like our next mission requires some backstory work -- and unlike last time, we can't rely on "ignorant tourist." So, because of my experience with this sort of, uh... situation, I'm willing to help everyone out, because I'd rather we didn't all get thrown in cyber-jail because one of you screwed up.
I'm also from a universe where cybernetics are commonplace, so I can help you get the lowdown on that. [Just don't ask her about technical details. It will be embarrassing for everyone involved.]
So, let me know if you need help, advice, whatever -- we're all in this together, after all. And, as you all know, I'm an altruist.
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I kinda thought you were less ... [Stunted like Keith.] Less bad. That's all.
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Sorry for disappointing you about my "goodness."
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So I missed that.
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She realizes that he didn't mean to be a dick about it, then, and mostly relaxes.]
Okay, you thought I was less bad. What did you mean?
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Proclaiming something is more what Rhys would do. So, maybe he's rubbing off on you.
[He was being a bit of a jerk but not in an overly cruel way.]
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But also 2) gross, disgusting, don't compare her to him.]
Ew. We're nothing alike.
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[She's not, but. People are listening, Keith. Take the hint.]
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[What hint?]
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[Words Keith should NEVER EVER speak.]
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Cheerfully:] 'kay.