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《坂田 銀時》Sakata Gintoki ([personal profile] naturallywavy) wrote in [community profile] futurology2016-06-24 09:40 pm

FruitsParfaitSamurai ✗ [ 2 ] ASSISTANCE FROM THE WORLD'S OKAYEST NOT-DAD

[ God, he cannot even remember the last time he addressed the network as a whole, but here is a video of one wavy haired samurai— eyes half opened as he stares into the camera. He seems to be sitting under a tree, and lifts a hand as a greeting. ]

Yo.
I’m sure all of you have taken a look at what we’re in for next. I know it’s annoying, but crap like this happens sometimes, and it can’t be helped. You think to escape another season and get off scot-free, then something like this… it happens..

[ A dramatic pause. ]
A baby arc.

Look, the best thing to do is just stay calm when this happens. If you get too nervous, you’ll just be throwing up. And we don’t need that— there’s gonna be plenty of baby puke as it is.
I know some of you are gonna mess this up because it’s nothing you’ve ever gone through before. Some of you aren’t fit to be parents and some of you should probably never procreate anyway. Like you’re the leftover putty that God didn’t know what to really do with and there shouldn’t be miniatures of you existing after your death. That’s okay. [ he just insulted a bunch of unnamed people casually, brushing it off with a “that’s okay.” ]

It’s important that we do this mission right. For those people that are stupid when it comes to care—taking, we will be offering our advice and counsel.

[ We? Who is the we he is talking about? Out of nowhere, he pulls this thing into the shot. Yeah, the purple haired blow up doll, which was a gift he received from ALASTAIR some months ago. His voice sounds calm and very polite suddenly: ]

We’ve been happily taking care of children for years if you need help before the mission starts. Thank you, thank you.
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video ; [ironman]

[personal profile] hyperverbose 2016-06-25 04:47 am (UTC)(link)
[ tony's been reading - and rereading - the dossier over here, which is far and away from what his expectations were regarding missions after their little peptalk. but how hard can it be, right?

not important right now, anyway. he flips on his device because he feels the need to comment on your little uh, instructional aid. ]


Hate to break it you, pal, but I don't think she's rated E for everyone.

Won't someone think of the bubble children.
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[personal profile] hyperverbose 2016-06-26 02:10 pm (UTC)(link)
This isn't one of those things like where a guy falls in love with a Japanese body pillow, is it? [ just checking ]
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[personal profile] hyperverbose 2016-06-26 09:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[ he arches an eyebrow at that, trying to keep the amusement out of his voice. not ... trying very hard, honestly. ] Well, good thing, because that might have been tragic.
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[personal profile] hyperverbose 2016-06-27 09:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[ ouch. don't you dare make him think about his own noticeable lack of partner, whether inflatable or not. ]

Alright, Bigshot, let's hear some of this sage voice of experience.
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[personal profile] hyperverbose 2016-06-29 02:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[ THEY'RE JUST ON A BREAK. DOESN'T COUNT. ]

And there go all my plans for roast squidge.
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[personal profile] hyperverbose 2016-07-01 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
Are we talking about keeping the kids safe now, or the caretakers? Are you planning on raising Chucky?
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[personal profile] hyperverbose 2016-07-01 05:24 am (UTC)(link)
You must be so eager to get home.
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[personal profile] hyperverbose 2016-07-02 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
Seems a simple enough request. They had curly fries at the party when I got here. I can't imagine they can't replicate Haagen Dazs.
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[personal profile] hyperverbose 2016-07-04 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
So what was the occasion? [ besides the party not starting til he walked in ]
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[personal profile] hyperverbose 2016-07-05 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
[ interesting. so up until then they'd been in the dark about all that exposition that he'd walked in on. ]

Maybe they weren't sure this whole outfit was going to work out, and they didn't want to waste their breath until they knew what you could do. [ lord knows there was plenty fury didn't tell them when they first formed the avengers. ]
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[personal profile] hyperverbose 2016-07-05 05:08 am (UTC)(link)
Nice way for them to avoid responsibility.
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[personal profile] hyperverbose 2016-07-08 05:44 am (UTC)(link)
Good luck with that.

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