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futurology2016-12-20 07:26 pm
moneyballer) wrote in futurology2016-12-20 07:26 pm
Entry tags:
- ana ramir (original),
- asher millstone (htgawm),
- giorno giovanna (jjba),
- jin kung (mortal kombat),
- kaz brekker (grishaverse),
- lucina (fire emblem: awakening),
- oliver hampton (htgawm),
- olivia (fire emblem: awakening),
- rhys (borderlands),
- sai (naruto),
- sieglinde sullivan (black butler),
- sonia nevermind (danganronpa 2),
- twisted fate (league of legends),
- widowmaker (overwatch),
- zenyatta (overwatch)
VIDEO; un: I CAN B UR DADDY
[Asher is decked out in the gaudiest holiday apparel you may ever see, addressing the network after months of terrible seemingly good behavior.]
Happy birthday to the original g-
[He raises a glass full of something suspicious in color, as if to make a toast.]
Je-
[The law student then proceeds to down all of the liquid at frighteningly quick pace before continuing.]
Sus Christ. Hundreds of years later and he’s still got bitches out the wazoo, stringin’ up lights on trees, prayin’ 2 his likeness, ‘n shit. I-D-K how I feel about the actual religion, but if ladies still want your dick after you’ve been dead for friggin’ ever you gotta be doing something right, right?
Anyways, I ain’t about to go to this holiday shindig sober, if y’know what I mean.
[And if you don’t, he’s about to explain it to you.]
I’m all for gettin’ slizzered in this blizzard, gettin’ some ice all up in my grill, and maybe if I’m lucky somebody’s balls’ll be getting jingled TONIGHT, y’all.
If you’re over 18 and are more keen on bein’ naughty than nice, come find me and we’ll pregame the party.
[As if this little broadcast wasn't unnecessary enough, Asher feels the need to get far too close to the camera and exclaim:]
Merry Christmas, bitcheeeeeeeez.
[*Please note that this post represents the feelings of a fictitious character about a somewhat religious holiday, and in no way is a reflection of the actual author's perspective, thank you.]
Happy birthday to the original g-
[He raises a glass full of something suspicious in color, as if to make a toast.]
Je-
[The law student then proceeds to down all of the liquid at frighteningly quick pace before continuing.]
Sus Christ. Hundreds of years later and he’s still got bitches out the wazoo, stringin’ up lights on trees, prayin’ 2 his likeness, ‘n shit. I-D-K how I feel about the actual religion, but if ladies still want your dick after you’ve been dead for friggin’ ever you gotta be doing something right, right?
Anyways, I ain’t about to go to this holiday shindig sober, if y’know what I mean.
[And if you don’t, he’s about to explain it to you.]
I’m all for gettin’ slizzered in this blizzard, gettin’ some ice all up in my grill, and maybe if I’m lucky somebody’s balls’ll be getting jingled TONIGHT, y’all.
If you’re over 18 and are more keen on bein’ naughty than nice, come find me and we’ll pregame the party.
[As if this little broadcast wasn't unnecessary enough, Asher feels the need to get far too close to the camera and exclaim:]
Merry Christmas, bitcheeeeeeeez.
[*Please note that this post represents the feelings of a fictitious character about a somewhat religious holiday, and in no way is a reflection of the actual author's perspective, thank you.]
video;
I'm Buddhist and I'm offended. Man, you really outdid yourself with this one.
Would you drink some water or something?
video
[hiccup]
That's sweet.
[don't drunkflirt with ur best friend u f o o l]
I should've counted on you of all people to be Mr. Grinchy-Grinch about the holidays.
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When you're hugging the toilet instead of your date tonight, remember: you chose this.
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[no he isn't]
Back in the day, I was the reigning beer pong champion.
I'm not about to end this night puking, aite? Get your facts checked.
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[hes got so much faith in him (no he doesnt)]
Good luck with the hangover, Asher. You're gonna need it.
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[Suddenly, it hits him.
The disappointment.
He's reminded of something.]
You don't drink.
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Don't get me wrong-- I'm not judging you for the alcohol. But I reserve the right to judge for everything else.
[ like the blasphemy tbh ]
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[jin he knows ur a judgmental bitch]
I just thought...
[Asher closes one eye, shaking his head.]
Nevermind.
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Did--
You were gonna invite me, weren't you?
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Nahhh, it's okay.
[More quietly:]
Don't worry about it.
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C'mon. You're gonna have a blast. Even if you won't remember most of it, but... hey.
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Maybe it'll make up for everything awful that's happened as of recent.]
How hard and fast is your drinking rule, dude?
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until he gets drunk accidentally but that's later this evening]I plan to keep things going pretty hard and pretty fast. Sorry.
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[Teasing.]
You really think you're gonna drunk off of just one shot?
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[he'll play along, if only to keep asher from harassing zenyatta, and the rest of the populace......]
Guess you'll just have to use your imagination.
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[He's amused, to say the least.]
I guess I'll never know.
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Okay, now you're just being ridiculous. I went 'cause I wanted to: really.
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[Jin's always been very dedicated, and through their time training together Asher has seen that the other takes his lessons from that time seriously. It's definitely made Asher want to be more respectful too, even if he doesn't quite understand all of it.]
I guess I'll see you at the party then?
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[He figures he'll see him anyway: even if only to babysit. Jin waves into the camera casually and cuts the feed.]