Video; un: coolskeleton95

[boneafide]

[The video turns on, and it's… a skeleton in front of a mirror. Yes, he wanted to make sure everyone could see him for this. To those who haven't seen Papyrus before, well, he's dressed … rather particular, for a skeleton. Also, if one's paying attention to his clothes, they will also notice he has a golden belt buckle as well. That is uh... in the shape of his face. Yeah.]

Friends!! Members of ALASTAIR!! Esteemed colleagues!!

And Sans.

I realized I had made a grave mistake of not introducing myself to the population at large here! As we are all teammates, I think this would be a great time for all of us to introduce ourselves to each other! So go ahead and say hi to each other here! I will start us off:

HELLO, EVERYONE! My name is THE GREAT PAPYRUS! I am a skeleton, and also a very cool dude. I will answer any questions you have about me being cool and popular, as it is a thing I am very well-versed in being! Nyeh heh heh!!!!

That said! I hope everyone has had a wonderful holiday!! It has also come to my attention that not everyone has had the luck I've had in getting a gift from Santa!

[To which he then pulls out his new deep red cape from behind him, a flash of a particular symbol on it.]

But worry not, friends and future-friends!

I will present you all with a gift! It's a meal I've made for many here already, but I made enough for everyone, I think, and so feel free to ask for as much as you want! I can always make more if this isn't enough.

[ooc: feel free to threadjack other people/each other/whatever in this post!!]

Comments

[boneafide]

OH NO!! YOU'RE RIGHT!!

(๑ॢ˃̶͈̀ ꇴ ˂̶͈́๑ॢ) л̵ʱªʱªʱª ʱªʱªʱª (ᕑᗢूᓫ∗)

THAT'S BETTER!

[adoube]

Much better!! Much happier! Isn't everything happier with a friend?

[boneafide]

ALWAYS! MAKING FRIENDS IS DEFINITELY MY FAVORITE THING TO DO. SO OF COURSE THE LITTLE FACES WOULD FEEL THE SAME, IF I'M THE ONE MAKING THEM, RIGHT?

ANYWAY, HELLO HAPPYBIRTHDAY! MY NAME IS PAPYRUS, OR COOLSKELETON95, YOU CAN CALL ME EITHER. I HAVE ALREADY LONG ABANDONED THE INTERNET SAFETY RULES.

[adoube]

Mmmmmm... how do you do, Sack-of-Bones?

[boneafide]

IT'S PAPYRUS, ACTUALLY, LIKE I LITERALLY JUST SAID. HERE'S A TIP ON HOW TO REMEMBER IT: THINK OF THE WORD "HAPPY RAYS" OF SUNSHINE, TO REMIND YOURSELF OF MY SMILING FACE.

AND I AM DOING WELL!! HOW ARE YOU?

1/2

[adoube]

Tired.

I'm very tired.

[adoube]

Who tinkered to make you, Sack-of-Bones? （●´∀｀）ノ♡ (/∇＼*)｡o○♡

[boneafide]

I AM GETTING THE IMPRESSION THAT YOU ARE INTENTIONALLY NOT SAYING MY NAME.

NOBODY MADE ME. I THINK.

ALSO IF YOU'RE TIRED, YOU SHOULD REST. THAT'S HOW TAKING CARE OF YOURSELF WORKS.

[adoube]

That's because you're made of very very v e r y smart sack material!! The best textile.

Someone must have made you out of it.

[boneafide]

I AM NOT MADE OF ANY KIND OF SACK MATERIAL THOUGH. I MAY BE MADE OF BONES, BUT THERE IS SIMPLY NO SACK INVOLVED AT ALL!

[adoube]

Bones don't talk on their own!

[boneafide]

OH, THAT'S WHAT YOU MEAN! YOU SHOULD HAVE SAID SO EARLIER.

I AM MADE OF MAGIC!!

[adoube]

Then, dogs are 'magic' eaters?

[boneafide]

MAYBE SOME OF THEM ARE?? I WOULDN'T RULE IT OUT.

[adoube]

Dogs eat bones.

You are sack-of-bones.

Your bones are 'magic'.

Conclusion: dogs eat 'magic'.

Y/N ???

[boneafide]

I CAN'T ARGUE WITH THAT LOGIC!! EXCEPT I AM STILL AGAINST THE USE OF THE WORD SACK.

[adoube]

Mmmmmmmmmmm........

If you keep opposing too much............ I'll set a d o g g i e on you (✿╹◡╹) （>∀<）

[boneafide]

OH, PLEASE DO. I MISS PETTING DOGS. I USED TO DO IT EVERY DAY!

1/2

[adoube]

[ Not as planned. ]

[adoube]

I see.




[ This is it, this is refined Guild strategy input. ]




[ This is fucking it. ]




[ CURSE YOU, SACK-OF-BONES. ]





[ AND APPARENTLY YOUR LITTLE DOGS TOO??? ]

[boneafide]

[Good luck trying to intimidate and/or insult Papyrus.

It just doesn't work.]

YES, SEVERAL OF MY COWORKERS WERE DOGS! I GIVE THEM BONES ALL THE TIME. SO YES, PLEASE, IF YOU SEE ANY DOGS, LET ME KNOW.

[adoube]

I don't know any dogs here.

Just a big cat.






[ if u can't beat them, pass them on. ]

[boneafide]

BIG CAT?

I GUESS A CAT IS FINE TOO.

WHERE IS IT?

[adoube]

It's with a s c a r y person (⊙ᗜ⊙) (´д｀、)

[boneafide]

LUCKY FOR BOTH OF US, I'M NOT AFRAID OF ANYONE.

WHO IS IT?