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[boneafide]

[The video turns on, and it's… a skeleton in front of a mirror. Yes, he wanted to make sure everyone could see him for this. To those who haven't seen Papyrus before, well, he's dressed … rather particular, for a skeleton. Also, if one's paying attention to his clothes, they will also notice he has a golden belt buckle as well. That is uh... in the shape of his face. Yeah.]

Friends!! Members of ALASTAIR!! Esteemed colleagues!!

And Sans.

I realized I had made a grave mistake of not introducing myself to the population at large here! As we are all teammates, I think this would be a great time for all of us to introduce ourselves to each other! So go ahead and say hi to each other here! I will start us off:

HELLO, EVERYONE! My name is THE GREAT PAPYRUS! I am a skeleton, and also a very cool dude. I will answer any questions you have about me being cool and popular, as it is a thing I am very well-versed in being! Nyeh heh heh!!!!

That said! I hope everyone has had a wonderful holiday!! It has also come to my attention that not everyone has had the luck I've had in getting a gift from Santa!

[To which he then pulls out his new deep red cape from behind him, a flash of a particular symbol on it.]

But worry not, friends and future-friends!

I will present you all with a gift! It's a meal I've made for many here already, but I made enough for everyone, I think, and so feel free to ask for as much as you want! I can always make more if this isn't enough.

[ooc: feel free to threadjack other people/each other/whatever in this post!!]

Comments

[boneafide]

SPAGHETTI!!

[ who the fuck is surprised. ]

1/2

[aspearation]

[ Absolutely no one was surprised. ]

Nothing wrong with sticking to the basics, as long as you give me some too!

[aspearation]

[ ...though she would at least like to put it off a little. She starts taking off her gloves and hat. It looks like she's decided to hang out for a while? ]

Hey. Since we're here... we should try new recipes! We have all the ingredients we want, and I bet there are tons of cook books!

[boneafide]

[ Why not, since she basically half lives at his house in the Underground too. ]

Well!! I did promise a new friend I'd try to make curry for him! But maybe I'll be extra daring and try to learn...

TWO RECIPES AT ONCE?

[aspearation]

TWO RECIPES AT ONCE! I'll even help you! I know you can do it!

[ She has no idea what curry is but hey, she's willing to find out. It doesn't sound like it could be too bad, by something as arbitrary as a name alone. ]

[boneafide]

PERFECT!! THANK YOU!! I was hoping you would, since you're so good at cooking!! Okay, what should my second recipe be? Should we find a cook book first and flip through the pages randomly and then point to a page and do that?? Because that was my plan.

[aspearation]

Hmm... yeah that's a good plan.

[ But she still thinks on it for a minute, staring off into the distance ponderously, before she turns back to Papyrus, pumping her fists in resolution. ]

But I've got a better idea! Take all the pages! We throw 'em up in the air! And then we throw spears at them! Whichever ones get hit are the ones we try!

[ Ignoring that this is not an efficient use of time, serves no more purpose than randomly opening the cook book, and would probablt destroy the pages in the process. But she does get to throw things, so it has merit. ]

[boneafide]

Won't we not be able to read the pages if they've been destroyed by a spear?

[Because for some reason, the only time Papyrus ever says anything smart is when he's suggesting something against Undyne's usually even dumber idea.]

[aspearation]

Not with that attitude, we won't!

[ But she gives it a brief thought, at least. Never let it be said that she doesn't value his insights in her own weird way. ]

...I guess we couldn't use the pages again though. A random page it is!

[boneafide]

...Or!

[To compromise with her awful idea and his boring suggestion:]

We throw the pages into the air, throw the spears at them, and the ones we miss and don't destroy are the ones we learn!

[aspearation]

[ Oh man. Her face just lights up, and she laughs, clapping him on the back... a little harder than necessary, but she means well! ]

Yeah!! That's a great idea! I like the way you think. You want to go look for a cookbook?

[ Yes, right now. She's so eager to put her gloves and hat back on, she loves them that much. ]

[boneafide]

[He's used to it, but also not used to it enough he doesn't brace himself enough to not wind up having to take a half step forward to steady himself.]

Yes!! Let's go!!!!

[He's not doing anything else right now, anyway!]

[aspearation]

Then get your coat and lets go! ...do you even need a coat? Nevermind, let's go!

[ She's already halfway out the door before she's finished speaking, but even that's par for the course. Of course he doesn't need a jacket, duh, and it's time to get cookbook quest started. ]