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[adoube]

Hi! 'How do you do'? I'm fine!!

Although, land-dwelling is v e r y boring... if we were meant to use our legs all the time, they'd have wings (ﾉ･ｪ･)ﾉ ヽ(´ω｀○)ﾉ.+ﾟ*｡:ﾟ+

So-so... if you know where to borrow a scout ship/carrier/assault vessel/starfish/vanship/ battle ship/solder-glued rusty prototype/paper plane/aircraft of any kind, I won't commandeer it!

Or sink it! Or dissect it for pieces! Or fly f a r f a r away!

I think...... maybe................. just trust me ( ˊᵕˋ )♡.°⑅ (♡´❍`♡)*✧ ✰ ｡*

Bye-bye!

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[hideyourself]

it was once a possibility!








alas, no more.

[adoube]

In other words................ you don't know what you're talking about (*・ｪ･*)ﾉ ＜(。_。)＞

[hideyourself]

alas!! you asked me to lie to you, i was just fulfilling what you requested.

1/2

[adoube]

Liar.

[adoube]

'How do you do'.

[hideyourself]

[you're the kind of guy who doesn't let anything go, aren't you. this was going to be annoying.]

i'm fine.

although, land-dwelling is all i know... good luck finding your aircraft in this amateur hour.

[adoube]

You think it can't be done.

A n n o y i n g .

[hideyourself]

i think it can be done... but it'll take something you don't fully trust.

[adoube]

Work...............

And a screw-driver!

[hideyourself]

what are you going to use for fuel? there's nothing substantial around here that'd get you off the ground! not for more than five minutes at extremely low altitude, at least!

[adoube]

Biofuel, liar.

[hideyourself]

yeah? then prove me wrong, happie.

[adoube]

Why would you want someone so 'adorable' to fail??? ( ‘́⌣’̀)/(˘̩̩ε˘̩ƪ)

[hideyourself]

adorable, huh...

maybe from a certain vantage point...

2/2 whoops

[hideyourself]

why do you keep taking my encouragements with an ulterior motive? :( you'll get a lot of wrinkles if you stay that paranoid.

[adoube]

'Wrinkles'?

[hideyourself]

an affliction of 'age' as well as despair and happiness.

so, yeah, wrinkles, most frequently in this world found on the goblins.

[adoube]

Mmmmmmmmmmm...........

Do you often assume you'll live long enough to have 'wrinkles'?

[hideyourself]

whoa, that's quite the question... and here we were talking about you, haps.

[and not about how you'd kill for a working aircraft ... or so Hide thought.]

most people are born with wrinkles. the heartfelt sort and otherwise, anyway.

your hands have got them, haven't they?

[adoube]

[ Is this the philosophical time for staring at one's hands in existential wonder................ ]


I don't know.

[hideyourself]

[hm... that sounds silly, let's not.]

you may want to get your eyes checked...

or maybe you're a cyborg? or lack hands? sorry, man! that must be inconvenient around here.

[adoube]

Do your hands have many 'wrinkles'?

[hideyourself]

my hands have just the right number of wrinkles for my 'age' and disposition!

[adoube]

How old are you?? (๑´ㅂ`๑) ・:*(〃∇〃 )*:・

[hideyourself]

2 dog years. :D i've got time.

how long have you been in operation, haps?