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Steven Quartz "cinnamon biscuit" Universe ([personal profile] jamminshield) wrote in [community profile] futurology2016-01-07 11:48 am

Video | Username: tigermillionaire [Dated around the beginning of the month]

[Steven broadcasts a video from the inn room where he is. He looks like he's in good spirits and has several items laid out on the table.]

Hey everyone! It's me, Steven Quartz Universe. I got some neat things from ALISTAIR lately! I got my phone, my Cheeseburger Backpack... [He indicates a smartphone and... well, a Cheeseburger Backpack.]

Aaand we got a special surpise, too! {He takes out a container of food.] If you guessed that it's a sad meal, you're way wrong. Itttt's a happy meal! And I haven't done an unboxing video since I left home, so I think it's time I did one here for all of you here in Chantes! Okay, let's see what we got.

[He reaches into the bag and pulls out some french fries.]

First, we got some french fries. Nice, nice - they're a cornerstone of any happy meal! It just wouldn't be the same without them. [He nibbles on one.] And it's good! Well, it's kind of greasy, but in the tasty way! And it has just the right amount of salt. This is what you want in french fries, people!

[He reaches back in and pulls out a cheeseburger.]

A cheeseburger! Nice. This is like the main event of a happy meal. It's cheesy, it's a burger. Where could you go wrong? It was a nice touch it make it a cheeseburger, too, so it matches my backpack! To think it's been so long since I've had one... I don't think that it has long in this world! [He giggles as he sets it down.] That's the main event of the happy meal. Except there's something even main-er! Let's see if I got one...

[He reaches in and pulls out a toy wrapped up in plastic wrap.]

Yesss!! It comes with a toy! And even better, it's of Dogcopter! That's so great! [He hugs the toy close to him and then settles down.]

Well, that does it for my first unboxing video as part of ALISTAIR. This happy meal gets... a 4 out of 5 stars, I think! Thanks for watching, and... let's keep doing our best for this mission, alright? [He gives a cheesy smile and a thumbs up before he cuts out the video.]
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[personal profile] twinpeak 2016-01-09 05:41 am (UTC)(link)
[ ... OH. Right, the username. (He never thought anyone would actually try to pronounce it aloud...) ]

Uh—I don't think it can be pronounced, it's just a cipher! My name's Dipper, so you can use that instead.
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[personal profile] hellshaped 2016-01-09 05:42 am (UTC)(link)
If it works, that might be interesting. [He'd like to learn more about the people in everyone's lives, and speaking directly to them seems like the best way.]

Call your dad first. They usually worry the most.
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[personal profile] humerous 2016-01-09 05:46 am (UTC)(link)
heh.

alright, you caught me.
i was telling a little fibula...
tibianest with you...
i've got as many as i do bones.
and they're all pretty humerus.

so i guess you're right. i've got a skele-ton.
no, wait.
i mean i AM a skeleton.
so coming up with these is a pretty easy affair. they're like a feeling i just get in my bones, you know?
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[personal profile] darkbarrage 2016-01-09 06:29 am (UTC)(link)
Too much pressure being an expert, huh?

[ his laugh dies down to a quiet hum. ]

... huh. That's a little weird. So Universe is your dad's name?
ninmu: (would you mind if i stay)

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[personal profile] ninmu 2016-01-09 07:00 am (UTC)(link)
[ tragically, he is way too obscure for action figures... ]

'Fast food restaraunt?' [ he thinks he knows what a restaraunt is - they sold food, but they were always too expensive for Marin to go to. ]
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[personal profile] keystaff 2016-01-09 07:01 am (UTC)(link)
The fry bits?
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[personal profile] morsecodes 2016-01-09 12:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[The unboxing was interesting, sure, and man is he jealous of that happy meal (what he'd do for a hamburger right about now!), but Leo's attention goes elsewhere.

The dogcopter.

It's literally the best thing he's seen all day.]


Dude, where can I get one of those??

[he honestly means the toy, not the meal. But if he can get one with a meal, then please, tell him how.]
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[personal profile] twinpeak 2016-01-09 04:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Yup, you got it. [ A beat. ] It was burgers. Or, you know, the possibility of you having another one.
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[personal profile] sanicspeed 2016-01-09 05:42 pm (UTC)(link)
We have to find some way around this. Maybe...a way to fake burgers when you can't get your hands on beef.
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[personal profile] perma_banned 2016-01-09 05:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Huuuh.

[So, Ban had to try and get a better look at the meal, itself. He propped his chin up on an outstretched palm, squinting.]

Alright, so--I get the meat sandwich. What're the yellow sticks? Sliced up apples?
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[personal profile] twinpeak 2016-01-09 06:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[ You can't fault him for trying. ]

Augh. It was worth a shot... Man, I didn't know how much I've been missing greasy fast food until now.
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[personal profile] twinpeak 2016-01-09 06:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[ ?! ]

Wait, really? You mean that?

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