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futurology2016-01-07 11:48 am
jamminshield) wrote in futurology2016-01-07 11:48 am
Video | Username: tigermillionaire [Dated around the beginning of the month]
[Steven broadcasts a video from the inn room where he is. He looks like he's in good spirits and has several items laid out on the table.]
Hey everyone! It's me, Steven Quartz Universe. I got some neat things from ALISTAIR lately! I got my phone, my Cheeseburger Backpack... [He indicates a smartphone and... well, a Cheeseburger Backpack.]
Aaand we got a special surpise, too! {He takes out a container of food.] If you guessed that it's a sad meal, you're way wrong. Itttt's a happy meal! And I haven't done an unboxing video since I left home, so I think it's time I did one here for all of you here in Chantes! Okay, let's see what we got.
[He reaches into the bag and pulls out some french fries.]
First, we got some french fries. Nice, nice - they're a cornerstone of any happy meal! It just wouldn't be the same without them. [He nibbles on one.] And it's good! Well, it's kind of greasy, but in the tasty way! And it has just the right amount of salt. This is what you want in french fries, people!
[He reaches back in and pulls out a cheeseburger.]
A cheeseburger! Nice. This is like the main event of a happy meal. It's cheesy, it's a burger. Where could you go wrong? It was a nice touch it make it a cheeseburger, too, so it matches my backpack! To think it's been so long since I've had one... I don't think that it has long in this world! [He giggles as he sets it down.] That's the main event of the happy meal. Except there's something even main-er! Let's see if I got one...
[He reaches in and pulls out a toy wrapped up in plastic wrap.]
Yesss!! It comes with a toy! And even better, it's of Dogcopter! That's so great! [He hugs the toy close to him and then settles down.]
Well, that does it for my first unboxing video as part of ALISTAIR. This happy meal gets... a 4 out of 5 stars, I think! Thanks for watching, and... let's keep doing our best for this mission, alright? [He gives a cheesy smile and a thumbs up before he cuts out the video.]
Hey everyone! It's me, Steven Quartz Universe. I got some neat things from ALISTAIR lately! I got my phone, my Cheeseburger Backpack... [He indicates a smartphone and... well, a Cheeseburger Backpack.]
Aaand we got a special surpise, too! {He takes out a container of food.] If you guessed that it's a sad meal, you're way wrong. Itttt's a happy meal! And I haven't done an unboxing video since I left home, so I think it's time I did one here for all of you here in Chantes! Okay, let's see what we got.
[He reaches into the bag and pulls out some french fries.]
First, we got some french fries. Nice, nice - they're a cornerstone of any happy meal! It just wouldn't be the same without them. [He nibbles on one.] And it's good! Well, it's kind of greasy, but in the tasty way! And it has just the right amount of salt. This is what you want in french fries, people!
[He reaches back in and pulls out a cheeseburger.]
A cheeseburger! Nice. This is like the main event of a happy meal. It's cheesy, it's a burger. Where could you go wrong? It was a nice touch it make it a cheeseburger, too, so it matches my backpack! To think it's been so long since I've had one... I don't think that it has long in this world! [He giggles as he sets it down.] That's the main event of the happy meal. Except there's something even main-er! Let's see if I got one...
[He reaches in and pulls out a toy wrapped up in plastic wrap.]
Yesss!! It comes with a toy! And even better, it's of Dogcopter! That's so great! [He hugs the toy close to him and then settles down.]
Well, that does it for my first unboxing video as part of ALISTAIR. This happy meal gets... a 4 out of 5 stars, I think! Thanks for watching, and... let's keep doing our best for this mission, alright? [He gives a cheesy smile and a thumbs up before he cuts out the video.]
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[ That doesn't even remotely answer his question!! ]
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Uh—I don't think it can be pronounced, it's just a cipher! My name's Dipper, so you can use that instead.
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...So, what were we talking about?
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[He turns the happy meal upside down and shakes it, but nothing comes out. ...Well, except for some condiments, some napkins and some loose fries.]
I just got one!
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Augh. It was worth a shot... Man, I didn't know how much I've been missing greasy fast food until now.
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Wait, really? You mean that?
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...But feel free to come on over and get it whenevs!
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But we can't have that! You can find me at... [He then provides the inn and room number where he's staying.]
And password will be... Hmmm... Pogo stick!
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[ AND OFF HE GOOOES, WAIT FOR HIM HAPPY MEAL. ]
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—Hey, you inside? I'm here! [ ... Oh, right. As addendum: ] The password's "pogo stick"!
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Pogo stiiiick!
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[ Unexpected cheering. It's the guy he's looking for, no doubt. ]
Steven, right? Well, now you've got a one burger craving guy in the flesh.
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And what a coincidence... We got a burger craving being eaten around here!
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One small child is invading your place of residence, then! ... Or rather, another small child. ]
Don't mind if I do! ... Are you staying here by yourself?
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[ You bet your booty he's following, yo. ]
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