Video | Username: tigermillionaire [Dated around the beginning of the month]

[jamminshield]

[Steven broadcasts a video from the inn room where he is. He looks like he's in good spirits and has several items laid out on the table.]

Hey everyone! It's me, Steven Quartz Universe. I got some neat things from ALISTAIR lately! I got my phone, my Cheeseburger Backpack... [He indicates a smartphone and... well, a Cheeseburger Backpack.]

Aaand we got a special surpise, too! {He takes out a container of food.] If you guessed that it's a sad meal, you're way wrong. Itttt's a happy meal! And I haven't done an unboxing video since I left home, so I think it's time I did one here for all of you here in Chantes! Okay, let's see what we got.

[He reaches into the bag and pulls out some french fries.]

First, we got some french fries. Nice, nice - they're a cornerstone of any happy meal! It just wouldn't be the same without them. [He nibbles on one.] And it's good! Well, it's kind of greasy, but in the tasty way! And it has just the right amount of salt. This is what you want in french fries, people!

[He reaches back in and pulls out a cheeseburger.]

A cheeseburger! Nice. This is like the main event of a happy meal. It's cheesy, it's a burger. Where could you go wrong? It was a nice touch it make it a cheeseburger, too, so it matches my backpack! To think it's been so long since I've had one... I don't think that it has long in this world! [He giggles as he sets it down.] That's the main event of the happy meal. Except there's something even main-er! Let's see if I got one...

[He reaches in and pulls out a toy wrapped up in plastic wrap.]

Yesss!! It comes with a toy! And even better, it's of Dogcopter! That's so great! [He hugs the toy close to him and then settles down.]

Well, that does it for my first unboxing video as part of ALISTAIR. This happy meal gets... a 4 out of 5 stars, I think! Thanks for watching, and... let's keep doing our best for this mission, alright? [He gives a cheesy smile and a thumbs up before he cuts out the video.]

Comments

[jamminshield]

Thanks, I try.

You know, you're bringing some real knowledge bombs to the table too, my friend. You must have really boned up on your knowledge! [And he doesn't even know he's a skeleton yet.]

[humerous]

[Oh, oh, oh...someone speaking his language.]

you're making me sound like a real expert, y'know.
but that ain't the truth at all...

i just know the bare bones.

[boneafide]

[ papyrus screams in the distance. ]

[jamminshield]

Hey, hey, hey! Hey. Hey.

Don't sell yourself short. I'm sure you have a skele-ton of facts to rely on!

[humerous]

heh.

alright, you caught me.
i was telling a little fibula...
tibianest with you...
i've got as many as i do bones.
and they're all pretty humerus.

so i guess you're right. i've got a skele-ton.
no, wait.
i mean i AM a skeleton.
so coming up with these is a pretty easy affair. they're like a feeling i just get in my bones, you know?

[jamminshield]

You really got a skull for these!

Wait, did you say that you really are a skeleton? Like really and honest and truly?

[humerous]

sure am.
right down to the bone.

hope that ain't a problem, kid.

[jamminshield]

No, no, of course it's not.

I'm very open about this kind of topic. Because I try not to be all marrow-minded about things.

[humerous]

heh.
this is the most fun i've had all week. noone else appreciates a bad joke here or there...it's a sorry state of affairs we're in, steven. you're the only other person i've met with a working funny bone.

[jamminshield]

Don't worry, I appreciate a good ribbing every now and then.

Hey are you Papyrus's family?