Video | Username: tigermillionaire [Dated around the beginning of the month]

[jamminshield]

[Steven broadcasts a video from the inn room where he is. He looks like he's in good spirits and has several items laid out on the table.]

Hey everyone! It's me, Steven Quartz Universe. I got some neat things from ALISTAIR lately! I got my phone, my Cheeseburger Backpack... [He indicates a smartphone and... well, a Cheeseburger Backpack.]

Aaand we got a special surpise, too! {He takes out a container of food.] If you guessed that it's a sad meal, you're way wrong. Itttt's a happy meal! And I haven't done an unboxing video since I left home, so I think it's time I did one here for all of you here in Chantes! Okay, let's see what we got.

[He reaches into the bag and pulls out some french fries.]

First, we got some french fries. Nice, nice - they're a cornerstone of any happy meal! It just wouldn't be the same without them. [He nibbles on one.] And it's good! Well, it's kind of greasy, but in the tasty way! And it has just the right amount of salt. This is what you want in french fries, people!

[He reaches back in and pulls out a cheeseburger.]

A cheeseburger! Nice. This is like the main event of a happy meal. It's cheesy, it's a burger. Where could you go wrong? It was a nice touch it make it a cheeseburger, too, so it matches my backpack! To think it's been so long since I've had one... I don't think that it has long in this world! [He giggles as he sets it down.] That's the main event of the happy meal. Except there's something even main-er! Let's see if I got one...

[He reaches in and pulls out a toy wrapped up in plastic wrap.]

Yesss!! It comes with a toy! And even better, it's of Dogcopter! That's so great! [He hugs the toy close to him and then settles down.]

Well, that does it for my first unboxing video as part of ALISTAIR. This happy meal gets... a 4 out of 5 stars, I think! Thanks for watching, and... let's keep doing our best for this mission, alright? [He gives a cheesy smile and a thumbs up before he cuts out the video.]

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[perma_banned]

[It was a bit surprising, at that. It made sense for potatoes to take on a shade like that when fried, though--Ban was more familiar with starchy, plainer white potatoes. Those were golden.]

Huuuuh. Never tried fryin' 'em. Guess that's an idea to add to the bank~.

[He added, prying a bit further.]

Why's it all in a paper box, though? I'd just cut the smiles into the bread for the same effect~.

[...Explain the concept of fast food to him.]

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[jamminshield]

Good idea! I think Chantes could only benefit from your french frying skills! [He smiles lightly.]

Ummm... You'd have to take that up with your advertising department! Smiles in bread do sound like a nice touch... but it's in a box so people can carry it elsewhere to eat! It's too much to carry in just your hands. And with the smile on it, you know for sure that it's a happy meal!

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[perma_banned]

Ehhh. [He mulled it over--realizing he preferred food grilled rather than fried. Fried food tended to take a bit longer to cool down than the children minded, so it was less forgiving when it came to burning tongues.]

Well, least ya' like it~. It's a weird idea to come up with, though.

[Ban considered the idea for what it was, though he still thought the idea of a happy meal was excessive.]

Kids are gonna be happy just to eat though, right?

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[jamminshield]

I never thought of it was weird... It's just always been a thing where I'm from!

[He smiles.]

Yep, it makes kids happy, and I guess in the end that's what matters the most!

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[perma_banned]

[Ban felt the weirdest urge to reach over and pat Steven's head at that.]

...

[Even so, he felt like he had to say something.]

Never change, kid.

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[jamminshield]

[Aw. He chuckles and shrugs as his head is patted.]

Okay! I always wear the same shirt, so I guess that's a step in the right direction!

he was only thinking about patting him! cute, either way...

[perma_banned]

[Given that Ban liked to wear the same clothes routinely--and that changing clothes often was a staple of the rich and people in the future, he didn't think twice about it.]

I like it, though~. The star looks cool on ya'.

oh! sorry, I misinterpreted, we can just pretend that part didn't happen, ha

[jamminshield]

Gee, thanks, Ban! [He puts a hand over his shirt and smiles slyly.]

I guess that makes it look... out of this world?

/nods and dies forever

[perma_banned]

[He rarely met anyone as positive as Steven. Maybe he was somehow related to Papyrus...]

Y'knooow, if you stay clever like that, you might just save yourself the effort of havin' to chase the ladies ♪.

[jamminshield]

[He giggles bashfully.]

Aw, thanks Ban! I think. But don't worry, I'm not ready to go chasing anytime soon.

[perma_banned]

[A snicker escaped him.]

That is to say--you'll be the one doin' the running~.

[jamminshield]

Oh! Well... I guess I'll get some running shoes!

[perma_banned]

Jeez. Dunno if I could hammer a proper warning into you.

And, I sure as hell can't be the best guy to give you advice, but--you're gonna have to raise your defenses up~. The wrong lady might steal you away if you aren't careful.