futurology | Video | Username: tigermillionaire [Dated around the beginning of the month]

[Steven broadcasts a video from the inn room where he is. He looks like he's in good spirits and has several items laid out on the table.]

Hey everyone! It's me, Steven Quartz Universe. I got some neat things from ALISTAIR lately! I got my phone, my Cheeseburger Backpack... [He indicates a smartphone and... well, a Cheeseburger Backpack.]

Aaand we got a special surpise, too! {He takes out a container of food.] If you guessed that it's a sad meal, you're way wrong. Itttt's a happy meal! And I haven't done an unboxing video since I left home, so I think it's time I did one here for all of you here in Chantes! Okay, let's see what we got.

[He reaches into the bag and pulls out some french fries.]

First, we got some french fries. Nice, nice - they're a cornerstone of any happy meal! It just wouldn't be the same without them. [He nibbles on one.] And it's good! Well, it's kind of greasy, but in the tasty way! And it has just the right amount of salt. This is what you want in french fries, people!

[He reaches back in and pulls out a cheeseburger.]

A cheeseburger! Nice. This is like the main event of a happy meal. It's cheesy, it's a burger. Where could you go wrong? It was a nice touch it make it a cheeseburger, too, so it matches my backpack! To think it's been so long since I've had one... I don't think that it has long in this world! [He giggles as he sets it down.] That's the main event of the happy meal. Except there's something even main-er! Let's see if I got one...

[He reaches in and pulls out a toy wrapped up in plastic wrap.]

Yesss!! It comes with a toy! And even better, it's of Dogcopter! That's so great! [He hugs the toy close to him and then settles down.]

Well, that does it for my first unboxing video as part of ALISTAIR. This happy meal gets... a 4 out of 5 stars, I think! Thanks for watching, and... let's keep doing our best for this mission, alright? [He gives a cheesy smile and a thumbs up before he cuts out the video.]

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I can see if I can find a recipe and try! I mean....I'm new to deep frying, but the concept seems easy enough. It's just the oil splattering that sometimes scares me, but I need to practice to get used to that anyway. I'll let you know!

Okay! That sounds really neat. Let me know if you need any help! I'm sure you'll figure something out.

I'll let you know if I have trouble finding a recipe or something. Did you want to come help once I get everything for it?

[He nods eagerly.]

Okay! I'd be glad to be your assistant! And mayyybe a taste tester?

Ah, good! You'd probably be better for taste testing than me if you're more used to this sort of food. And that way I'll know how you like them, with the smaller bits?

Right! You know about the bits now, and that saves us a lot of trouble! Oh, this'll be so great!

I can't promise how soon we'll figure it, but I'll let you know!

No pressure! Just keep me updated, Sakura. ...That's your name, right?

Oh, yes! That's it. Sakura Kinomoto. I'd just never used something like this, exactly. So I wasn't sure and just put my name in...

Well that's alright! It makes it easy to know who you are at least. [He gives an encouraging smile.] It's nice to meet you, Sakura. And it's been great doing business with you!

Video | Username: tigermillionaire [Dated around the beginning of the month]

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