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[A little waterlogged, sorta banged up, and a touch too close to the camera is Mabel Pines. She glowers, frowning until the edges of her mouth nearly meet her jaw.]
Dipper Pines.
If by chance, you can see this, then please. ANSWER YOUR DARN MESSAGES YOU BIG FAT POOPFACE!!!
[That said, she retreats to a more comfortable distance. It's clear now that she's inside a small, darkened building. A glass window has been blown out to her left. Judging from the piping behind her and the boiler in the back, this was some kind of utility hut. A power source, perhaps. Pawing his way up into her lap is an equally soggy and forlorn looking lion cub, who's trying to make a nest out of her sweater. Mabel cuddles him with one arm and rubs at his ears as she speaks into her bracelet. A smile has been fixed back onto her face and the usual pep she speaks with has usurped the ire.]
To anyone else who gets this, hello! If we haven't met, I'm Mabel. How are you? I hope you're doing dandy. That storm was a real doozy, huh? A real old people sweeper. I got swept onto a whole other island! A creepy, weird, underwater but not underwater island with a whole bunch of terrifying buildings and dead fish. I think they're fish.
[She turns the camera to the corner. There lies a greenish-blue blob the size of a Great Dane, with six pointed spines and one blind eye turned to the ceiling. Its fishy mouth lays open as if it died mid-scream.]
Look at that. Isn't the world majestic? Who knew such rich wildlife was swimming several hundred miles under our feet?
Anyway! I'm fine. I think everyone should come check this out though, there's some weird stuff going on here. Besides the obvious. There's a whole lost civilization here, and I'm gonna check it out some more for you guys, but right now I'm just uh. Warming up. Taking a ten. If anyone has any tips on how to start a fire I might try grilling up the catch of the day over there. Sorry Samson. [She clucks her tongue at her expired companion in the corner. She's named it already.] Fish gotta swim, birds gotta eat. Y'all are welcome at the barbecue by the way! There's plenty of blob here for everyone!
[And, with a not-so-subtle clearing of the throat and a definite dimming of cheer:]
Also if you see Dipper, please let me know and tell him to call his sister! He looks like me, but less cool and with a hat.
That's it for now. Later guys!
((OOC: I'm gone most of today but I will be here late evening and all the rest of the week!))
Dipper Pines.
If by chance, you can see this, then please. ANSWER YOUR DARN MESSAGES YOU BIG FAT POOPFACE!!!
[That said, she retreats to a more comfortable distance. It's clear now that she's inside a small, darkened building. A glass window has been blown out to her left. Judging from the piping behind her and the boiler in the back, this was some kind of utility hut. A power source, perhaps. Pawing his way up into her lap is an equally soggy and forlorn looking lion cub, who's trying to make a nest out of her sweater. Mabel cuddles him with one arm and rubs at his ears as she speaks into her bracelet. A smile has been fixed back onto her face and the usual pep she speaks with has usurped the ire.]
To anyone else who gets this, hello! If we haven't met, I'm Mabel. How are you? I hope you're doing dandy. That storm was a real doozy, huh? A real old people sweeper. I got swept onto a whole other island! A creepy, weird, underwater but not underwater island with a whole bunch of terrifying buildings and dead fish. I think they're fish.
[She turns the camera to the corner. There lies a greenish-blue blob the size of a Great Dane, with six pointed spines and one blind eye turned to the ceiling. Its fishy mouth lays open as if it died mid-scream.]
Look at that. Isn't the world majestic? Who knew such rich wildlife was swimming several hundred miles under our feet?
Anyway! I'm fine. I think everyone should come check this out though, there's some weird stuff going on here. Besides the obvious. There's a whole lost civilization here, and I'm gonna check it out some more for you guys, but right now I'm just uh. Warming up. Taking a ten. If anyone has any tips on how to start a fire I might try grilling up the catch of the day over there. Sorry Samson. [She clucks her tongue at her expired companion in the corner. She's named it already.] Fish gotta swim, birds gotta eat. Y'all are welcome at the barbecue by the way! There's plenty of blob here for everyone!
[And, with a not-so-subtle clearing of the throat and a definite dimming of cheer:]
Also if you see Dipper, please let me know and tell him to call his sister! He looks like me, but less cool and with a hat.
That's it for now. Later guys!
((OOC: I'm gone most of today but I will be here late evening and all the rest of the week!))