text, @TARANTO

[heavyhitter]

ok guys listen i got something i've been thinking about, no one's been able to answer it for me yet
check it out: deer dildos
???
do they use them? it doesn't have to be dildos anything sexy in general, that counts. i'm not buying there's any sentient sexually reproducing species out there that hasn't invented sex toys, so what do deer use. does it have to do with antlers?? i haven't put much thought into deer sex so i'm not working on much here, just tossing out ideas. lemme know, thanks



oh wait one more thing, i really wanna get off this island. i've seen everything and it's boring. these guys suck at technology right? and swimming. oh my god they're so pathetically useless

but WE are way better at both those things! so here's my proposal: we team up and use our evolved smarts and build a floating litter, or popemobile, or something, and get me over to the next island. good, right?? i think we can do it! we got science grandpa AND nerd granduncle running around here, and probably half a dozen other nerds i haven't dug up yet. we can do this. i believe in us. if there's any parties going on on the other islands, let's get me to them.

Comments

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[defenceless]

We're on a mission. If we're moving, it should be to discover what's happened with the inhabitants' Gifts of Nalanni.

[heavyhitter]

did you miss that "whether they admit it or not" part

anyway i guess anyone that comes with me can check that shit out, i'm doing a beeline for the good stuff

[defenceless]

I do wonder if my Archer can fly.

[heavyhitter]

well does it have wings, that's a pretty good way to form an educated guess

[defenceless]

He doesn't have wings; he's my Servant.

You know, those Heroic Spirits of some renown out there walking around in ALASTAIR? I see you've already met Gilgamesh's "charming" self. Archer isn't nearly as undisciplined.

[heavyhitter]

that looks so creepy when you capitalize it

is archer like lancer with a weird fake name/job title? i wondered about that

[defenceless]

Don't get any ideas. That's what they're called.

And yeah, he is. They have those titles for a reason. Many of them carried them over from back home. I suppose Lancer just doesn't want to share his real name with us.

[heavyhitter]

omg you don't know it? [ SOUNDS LIKE A MYSTERY TO DIG INTO ]
wait what's archer's?

[defenceless]

[SHE DOESN'T BECAUSE HE SUCKS]

I've been sworn to secrecy on it, sorry.

[heavyhitter]

whaaaat come on what's so mysterious and secret about a name

[ says the hypocrite who doesn't tell anyone her real name, whatever ]

[defenceless]

[w o w]

He'd throw a fit about it. He doesn't like his old name.

You can ask him if you don't believe me.

[this is indeed one of those cases where rin is sort of "making shit up" rather than asking archer about it, but she knows it's true anyway so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯]

[heavyhitter]

haha aww did he have a stupid name

[defenceless]

No, but he can be a little daft, that's for sure.

[heavyhitter]

oh so he changed it because HE'S daft yeah that makes way more sense

[defenceless]

He didn't change it, not really.

He's one of those who would prefer to remain nameless if he could.