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ana ramír | TARANTO ([personal profile] heavyhitter) wrote in [community profile] futurology2016-03-29 10:20 pm

text, @TARANTO

ok guys listen i got something i've been thinking about, no one's been able to answer it for me yet
check it out: deer dildos
???
do they use them? it doesn't have to be dildos anything sexy in general, that counts. i'm not buying there's any sentient sexually reproducing species out there that hasn't invented sex toys, so what do deer use. does it have to do with antlers?? i haven't put much thought into deer sex so i'm not working on much here, just tossing out ideas. lemme know, thanks



oh wait one more thing, i really wanna get off this island. i've seen everything and it's boring. these guys suck at technology right? and swimming. oh my god they're so pathetically useless

but WE are way better at both those things! so here's my proposal: we team up and use our evolved smarts and build a floating litter, or popemobile, or something, and get me over to the next island. good, right?? i think we can do it! we got science grandpa AND nerd granduncle running around here, and probably half a dozen other nerds i haven't dug up yet. we can do this. i believe in us. if there's any parties going on on the other islands, let's get me to them.
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[personal profile] respired 2016-03-30 07:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He arches an eyebrow. Wary. Loki, why do you always look like you're about to gleefully ruin his day? ]

Yes?
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[personal profile] selfimage 2016-03-30 07:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[ wow Koltira, """"ruin"""" ]

Ah—come on now, don't make that face, it'll be fun.
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[personal profile] respired 2016-03-30 08:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Significantly alter in a possibly less than pleasant way? ]

What are you thinking?
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[personal profile] selfimage 2016-03-30 08:19 pm (UTC)(link)
You aren't the only one that has means of traveling over water, and there are a lot of islands here ...
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[personal profile] respired 2016-03-30 08:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Are you suggesting an exploratory mission?
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[personal profile] selfimage 2016-04-01 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
Are you in an exploratory mood?
respired: he's not; he's good and he's bad and he's all that i've got (don't care if he's guilty don't care if)

[personal profile] respired 2016-04-02 05:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Always, Loki.