heavyhitter: (a smile safe crackers understand)
ana ramír | TARANTO ([personal profile] heavyhitter) wrote in [community profile] futurology2016-03-29 10:20 pm

text, @TARANTO

ok guys listen i got something i've been thinking about, no one's been able to answer it for me yet
check it out: deer dildos
???
do they use them? it doesn't have to be dildos anything sexy in general, that counts. i'm not buying there's any sentient sexually reproducing species out there that hasn't invented sex toys, so what do deer use. does it have to do with antlers?? i haven't put much thought into deer sex so i'm not working on much here, just tossing out ideas. lemme know, thanks



oh wait one more thing, i really wanna get off this island. i've seen everything and it's boring. these guys suck at technology right? and swimming. oh my god they're so pathetically useless

but WE are way better at both those things! so here's my proposal: we team up and use our evolved smarts and build a floating litter, or popemobile, or something, and get me over to the next island. good, right?? i think we can do it! we got science grandpa AND nerd granduncle running around here, and probably half a dozen other nerds i haven't dug up yet. we can do this. i believe in us. if there's any parties going on on the other islands, let's get me to them.
respired: what they wanna take (i'm good at protecting)

[personal profile] respired 2016-03-30 08:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Not right through. The spell creates a bridge under your feet.
respired: and it's not enough (all you've given me)

[personal profile] respired 2016-03-30 09:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Of course. Do you know where you want to go? The distance?
respired: might have known what you would find (wish i knew what you were looking for)

[personal profile] respired 2016-03-30 09:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Would you prefer to ride, or walk?
respired: here but now they're gone (all our times have come)

[personal profile] respired 2016-03-30 10:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[ What. ]

Are you afraid?
respired: they made me too (they who made you)

[personal profile] respired 2016-03-30 11:05 pm (UTC)(link)
You would not fall off. You would be holding onto me.

[ Bracing himself internally for a vulgar comment. ]
respired: why don't you mind your own business (listen to the distance between us)

[personal profile] respired 2016-03-31 12:31 am (UTC)(link)
[ PLEASANT SURPRISE. ]

If you like.