text, @TARANTO

[heavyhitter]

ok guys listen i got something i've been thinking about, no one's been able to answer it for me yet
check it out: deer dildos
???
do they use them? it doesn't have to be dildos anything sexy in general, that counts. i'm not buying there's any sentient sexually reproducing species out there that hasn't invented sex toys, so what do deer use. does it have to do with antlers?? i haven't put much thought into deer sex so i'm not working on much here, just tossing out ideas. lemme know, thanks



oh wait one more thing, i really wanna get off this island. i've seen everything and it's boring. these guys suck at technology right? and swimming. oh my god they're so pathetically useless

but WE are way better at both those things! so here's my proposal: we team up and use our evolved smarts and build a floating litter, or popemobile, or something, and get me over to the next island. good, right?? i think we can do it! we got science grandpa AND nerd granduncle running around here, and probably half a dozen other nerds i haven't dug up yet. we can do this. i believe in us. if there's any parties going on on the other islands, let's get me to them.

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[babbylon]

Then I would choose route C, instead.

[This is headed so far south, you can see the penguins marching with Morgan Freeman in the background.]

For c... o... c...

[ABORT.]

[wardance]

[ help.

Masamune slams a hand on a desk, the sound interrupting but he either has to end this abruptly or suck it up and finish it for Gil.

—KER SPANIELS! ALL THE COCKER SPANIELS. They will truly fill the void in anyone's life, I agree.

[ This is so not information he's just going to slink away and let hang out in public. ]

[babbylon]

[One can practically hear the smooth, smooth smile in Gilgamesh's tone.]

Come show me yours anytime, dragon. And I will gently touch your d... og.

[wardance]

That's not going to work on me.

[babbylon]

It has before.

[wardance]

You think I'm the type of catch to take the same lure twice?

[babbylon]

So vary the bait, then? Fair enough; I'll take it under advisement.

[wardance]

Incredible.

Only you would try to pick someone up in a deer sex conversation topic.

[babbylon]

You started the conversation, as I recall.

[wardance]

I sure did. Shame on me.

[ regret has started to become a perpetual feeling.

He scoffs, though. ]

I'd say I'm weirdly flattered, but you do this to everyone. So, I'll just end with a 'You're welcome,' instead.

[babbylon]

To the contrary. All my lovers are special.

[So he says...]

[wardance]

Yeah, all in the same way.

Sing me a prettier song than that, if you're gonna bother singing to me in the first place.

[babbylon]

In private, perhaps. My songs are not for just anyone.

[wardance]

What nice bait. If only I hadn't been at your performance in Chantes.

How about you come see me when you have something that can move someone like what we call dragonsong back home. [ because he is so not going to listen to any trashy latino songs pretending to be dance moves. ]

[babbylon]

[This certainly had twisted into an interesting development. But Gilgamesh won't complain, if Masamune's regarding him with open intrigue; he just wants to be courted first, as befits a dragon. So be it.]

Alright. Would you prefer something in Japanese, daimyo?

send me moonrune disney covers or animu songs and die

[wardance]

No. Anything will do.

CURSES, FOILED ALREADY

[babbylon]

Very well.

As always, dragon, expect me.