text, @TARANTO

[heavyhitter]

ok guys listen i got something i've been thinking about, no one's been able to answer it for me yet
check it out: deer dildos
???
do they use them? it doesn't have to be dildos anything sexy in general, that counts. i'm not buying there's any sentient sexually reproducing species out there that hasn't invented sex toys, so what do deer use. does it have to do with antlers?? i haven't put much thought into deer sex so i'm not working on much here, just tossing out ideas. lemme know, thanks



oh wait one more thing, i really wanna get off this island. i've seen everything and it's boring. these guys suck at technology right? and swimming. oh my god they're so pathetically useless

but WE are way better at both those things! so here's my proposal: we team up and use our evolved smarts and build a floating litter, or popemobile, or something, and get me over to the next island. good, right?? i think we can do it! we got science grandpa AND nerd granduncle running around here, and probably half a dozen other nerds i haven't dug up yet. we can do this. i believe in us. if there's any parties going on on the other islands, let's get me to them.

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[heavyhitter]

[ she would laugh about HIM coming across as vulgar, but that question demands an immediate response

and so, immediately: ] hell yeah i do

[blacksilk]

Did you feel like taking a walk or would you rather I do the leg work?

[He already figured her answer. Chrollo was standing and slipping his headband on already.]

[heavyhitter]

i'm by the inn, chop chop buckeroo

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[blacksilk]

Five minutes.

[He arrived, stepping in through the stone mounted doorway while rolling up his sleeve.

He didn't tell Ramir who he was and he didn't know who she was, but he lifted one arm intently and began rolling his sleeve up to his elbow in a display.

He was sure someone would notice.]

[heavyhitter]

[ Lucky for everyone involved, it's also easy to pick out the human that's just strolled in. They're a serious minority around here. And as it turns out, she does know the guy. So much for texting with strangers. ]

Hey! [ She waves a hand from the ridiculously tiny table over against the wall. ] You look like you're craving an arm wrestling match. As it just so happens, I could help with that!

[blacksilk]

Good afternoon. [He imposed himself as much as one might have expected from someone with an informal invitation. Chrollo pulled a stool aside so he could sit. The seats were made for much smaller creatures though it didn't seem all that much unfair. He had seen Kortopi bear the burden of sitting in chairs and behind tables overly large for him. He could stick with that burden awhile.]

You've certainly got my number. I figured it would be fun to give it a try. [Smiling, Chrollo admitted--]

Though, I'm not sure I can beat your excitement.