text, @TARANTO

[heavyhitter]

ok guys listen i got something i've been thinking about, no one's been able to answer it for me yet
check it out: deer dildos
???
do they use them? it doesn't have to be dildos anything sexy in general, that counts. i'm not buying there's any sentient sexually reproducing species out there that hasn't invented sex toys, so what do deer use. does it have to do with antlers?? i haven't put much thought into deer sex so i'm not working on much here, just tossing out ideas. lemme know, thanks



oh wait one more thing, i really wanna get off this island. i've seen everything and it's boring. these guys suck at technology right? and swimming. oh my god they're so pathetically useless

but WE are way better at both those things! so here's my proposal: we team up and use our evolved smarts and build a floating litter, or popemobile, or something, and get me over to the next island. good, right?? i think we can do it! we got science grandpa AND nerd granduncle running around here, and probably half a dozen other nerds i haven't dug up yet. we can do this. i believe in us. if there's any parties going on on the other islands, let's get me to them.

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text; user name: shepherd

[historiology]

not sure about the deer, they seem different from the deer back home.

but depending where you wanted to go, how far, i could maybe help? or, i guess, i mean i could potentially ask my friends.

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[heavyhitter]

yeah well tell that to 82736775

what do your friends do?

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[historiology]

to who? that's just a bunch of numbers. not a name?

oh, my friends can do all sorts of things! depends what you need. and which one you talk to. but they have control over water, air and earth.

[Of course, there are some limitations. And Sorey can help, to a point, when he is armatized with them, along with Alisha. But even so.]

[heavyhitter]

it's a username, go look him up

which friends are these?

[historiology]

a username? oh. i think i get it.

edna, mikleo and dezel!