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ana ramír | TARANTO ([personal profile] heavyhitter) wrote in [community profile] futurology2016-03-29 10:20 pm

text, @TARANTO

ok guys listen i got something i've been thinking about, no one's been able to answer it for me yet
check it out: deer dildos
???
do they use them? it doesn't have to be dildos anything sexy in general, that counts. i'm not buying there's any sentient sexually reproducing species out there that hasn't invented sex toys, so what do deer use. does it have to do with antlers?? i haven't put much thought into deer sex so i'm not working on much here, just tossing out ideas. lemme know, thanks



oh wait one more thing, i really wanna get off this island. i've seen everything and it's boring. these guys suck at technology right? and swimming. oh my god they're so pathetically useless

but WE are way better at both those things! so here's my proposal: we team up and use our evolved smarts and build a floating litter, or popemobile, or something, and get me over to the next island. good, right?? i think we can do it! we got science grandpa AND nerd granduncle running around here, and probably half a dozen other nerds i haven't dug up yet. we can do this. i believe in us. if there's any parties going on on the other islands, let's get me to them.
wardance: (♯it's my parakeet's bowling night)

[personal profile] wardance 2016-03-31 10:35 pm (UTC)(link)
i meant interspecies. that's what you meant about it being illegal everywhere
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[personal profile] dbag 2016-04-01 08:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh. Yeah, I knew that. Idek if they have other species here, I mean, the only non-furry people I've seen are ALASTAIR. (ACTUALLY, judging by this post, it looks like some of the team are furries, too. Haha... ha.)

Anyway. I'mmmm guessing breaking the law isn't something we're supposed to do, so. It'd be good to know if it's illegal or not. I mean, not for my purposes. You know, for the other people? The sick pervs.
wardance: a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow? (♯do you think my job would send me for)

[personal profile] wardance 2016-04-03 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
Yes.

But, what are furries?
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[personal profile] dbag 2016-04-03 04:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh my god. You don't

You're not serious, are you? Omg you're serious. Okay.

I'm gonna respectfully decline to answer that. Ask someone else. I'm tapping TARANTO in. Ask them.





So...... sand. Am I right???
wardance: but i probably can't do that either. (♯can't even walk i haven't tried talking)

[personal profile] wardance 2016-04-06 12:22 pm (UTC)(link)
[ this text is delayed about ten minutes after reading Ana's. ]

OK
yes
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[personal profile] dbag 2016-04-06 02:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh my god I feel like I just destroyed your innocence

Think of... cute fluffy bunnies NO WAIT don't think of animals. We were talking about sand, think about sand. It's just... like SO SANDY, you know? Just the sandiest.
wardance: any of the Indiana Jones movies. (Default)

[personal profile] wardance 2016-04-06 12:17 pm (UTC)(link)
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