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ana ramír | TARANTO ([personal profile] heavyhitter) wrote in [community profile] futurology2016-03-29 10:20 pm

text, @TARANTO

ok guys listen i got something i've been thinking about, no one's been able to answer it for me yet
check it out: deer dildos
???
do they use them? it doesn't have to be dildos anything sexy in general, that counts. i'm not buying there's any sentient sexually reproducing species out there that hasn't invented sex toys, so what do deer use. does it have to do with antlers?? i haven't put much thought into deer sex so i'm not working on much here, just tossing out ideas. lemme know, thanks



oh wait one more thing, i really wanna get off this island. i've seen everything and it's boring. these guys suck at technology right? and swimming. oh my god they're so pathetically useless

but WE are way better at both those things! so here's my proposal: we team up and use our evolved smarts and build a floating litter, or popemobile, or something, and get me over to the next island. good, right?? i think we can do it! we got science grandpa AND nerd granduncle running around here, and probably half a dozen other nerds i haven't dug up yet. we can do this. i believe in us. if there's any parties going on on the other islands, let's get me to them.
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[personal profile] riastraid 2016-04-01 05:20 pm (UTC)(link)
how could i keep up my mysterious allure if i told you that right away?? besides kiddo, i've been dead almost 2000 years. not really relevant anymore.
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[personal profile] riastraid 2016-04-01 05:40 pm (UTC)(link)
thanks! if you die young, you can be a pretty good-looking ghost too.
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[personal profile] riastraid 2016-04-01 08:02 pm (UTC)(link)
hmmm. okay, your blatant flattery's won me over, so i'll answer this one.

shit happened and i got kinda eviscerated. wouldn't recommend it, very messy.
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[personal profile] riastraid 2016-04-02 05:25 pm (UTC)(link)
biiiiig group effort. if i had to say one person in particular... probably this queen i'd pissed off earlier. you women can be really frightening.
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[personal profile] riastraid 2016-04-03 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
don't worry, you're not scary, i can tell from your overwhelming sympathy