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futurology2016-03-29 10:20 pm
heavyhitter) wrote in futurology2016-03-29 10:20 pm
Entry tags:
- ana ramir (original),
- chrollo lucilfer (hunter x hunter),
- dio eraclea (last exile),
- evan friave-goodlace (original),
- ford pines (gravity falls),
- gilgamesh (fate/),
- koltira deathweaver (world of warcraft),
- lancer (fate/),
- masamune date (sengoku basara),
- melan blue (brigadoon),
- papyrus (undertale),
- rhys (borderlands),
- rick sanchez (rick & morty),
- saber (fate/),
- sigma klim (zero escape),
- undyne (undertale)
text, @TARANTO
ok guys listen i got something i've been thinking about, no one's been able to answer it for me yet
check it out: deer dildos
???
do they use them? it doesn't have to be dildos anything sexy in general, that counts. i'm not buying there's any sentient sexually reproducing species out there that hasn't invented sex toys, so what do deer use. does it have to do with antlers?? i haven't put much thought into deer sex so i'm not working on much here, just tossing out ideas. lemme know, thanks
oh wait one more thing, i really wanna get off this island. i've seen everything and it's boring. these guys suck at technology right? and swimming. oh my god they're so pathetically useless
but WE are way better at both those things! so here's my proposal: we team up and use our evolved smarts and build a floating litter, or popemobile, or something, and get me over to the next island. good, right?? i think we can do it! we got science grandpa AND nerd granduncle running around here, and probably half a dozen other nerds i haven't dug up yet. we can do this. i believe in us. if there's any parties going on on the other islands, let's get me to them.
check it out: deer dildos
???
do they use them? it doesn't have to be dildos anything sexy in general, that counts. i'm not buying there's any sentient sexually reproducing species out there that hasn't invented sex toys, so what do deer use. does it have to do with antlers?? i haven't put much thought into deer sex so i'm not working on much here, just tossing out ideas. lemme know, thanks
oh wait one more thing, i really wanna get off this island. i've seen everything and it's boring. these guys suck at technology right? and swimming. oh my god they're so pathetically useless
but WE are way better at both those things! so here's my proposal: we team up and use our evolved smarts and build a floating litter, or popemobile, or something, and get me over to the next island. good, right?? i think we can do it! we got science grandpa AND nerd granduncle running around here, and probably half a dozen other nerds i haven't dug up yet. we can do this. i believe in us. if there's any parties going on on the other islands, let's get me to them.
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[in that case, Masa may just escape this conversation with his life intact.]
I would not tolerate baseless slander against my people.
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dragons are better than everyone.
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I suppose everyone is entitled to their opinion... no matter how strange.
To say they are "better than everyone" is a bit of a stretch, though.
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Would you not be offended if someone were to speak as ill of you and your kind?
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Yes, but they were not actual dragons.
[uh, most of them, anyway.]