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futurology2016-03-29 10:20 pm
heavyhitter) wrote in futurology2016-03-29 10:20 pm
Entry tags:
- ana ramir (original),
- chrollo lucilfer (hunter x hunter),
- dio eraclea (last exile),
- evan friave-goodlace (original),
- ford pines (gravity falls),
- gilgamesh (fate/),
- koltira deathweaver (world of warcraft),
- lancer (fate/),
- masamune date (sengoku basara),
- melan blue (brigadoon),
- papyrus (undertale),
- rhys (borderlands),
- rick sanchez (rick & morty),
- saber (fate/),
- sigma klim (zero escape),
- undyne (undertale)
text, @TARANTO
ok guys listen i got something i've been thinking about, no one's been able to answer it for me yet
check it out: deer dildos
???
do they use them? it doesn't have to be dildos anything sexy in general, that counts. i'm not buying there's any sentient sexually reproducing species out there that hasn't invented sex toys, so what do deer use. does it have to do with antlers?? i haven't put much thought into deer sex so i'm not working on much here, just tossing out ideas. lemme know, thanks
oh wait one more thing, i really wanna get off this island. i've seen everything and it's boring. these guys suck at technology right? and swimming. oh my god they're so pathetically useless
but WE are way better at both those things! so here's my proposal: we team up and use our evolved smarts and build a floating litter, or popemobile, or something, and get me over to the next island. good, right?? i think we can do it! we got science grandpa AND nerd granduncle running around here, and probably half a dozen other nerds i haven't dug up yet. we can do this. i believe in us. if there's any parties going on on the other islands, let's get me to them.
check it out: deer dildos
???
do they use them? it doesn't have to be dildos anything sexy in general, that counts. i'm not buying there's any sentient sexually reproducing species out there that hasn't invented sex toys, so what do deer use. does it have to do with antlers?? i haven't put much thought into deer sex so i'm not working on much here, just tossing out ideas. lemme know, thanks
oh wait one more thing, i really wanna get off this island. i've seen everything and it's boring. these guys suck at technology right? and swimming. oh my god they're so pathetically useless
but WE are way better at both those things! so here's my proposal: we team up and use our evolved smarts and build a floating litter, or popemobile, or something, and get me over to the next island. good, right?? i think we can do it! we got science grandpa AND nerd granduncle running around here, and probably half a dozen other nerds i haven't dug up yet. we can do this. i believe in us. if there's any parties going on on the other islands, let's get me to them.
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Fur sure. They're pawsitively purrfect in every way. :3
[ Sigma you are a grown-ass man. ]
1/2
What did you say?
[stop being on thirst patrol]
2/2
no subject
You heard me. I mean
I like cats
you like cats
[ hold that thought ]
Whoa, seriously?? do you have it here?!
no subject
Yeah...
[that seems like questionable criteria to say such a thing for, but honestly, what was she expecting?]
I do.
no subject
;)
But that's awesome is it friendly??
no subject
He is very well-behaved for his age and his species.