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ana ramír | TARANTO ([personal profile] heavyhitter) wrote in [community profile] futurology2016-03-29 10:20 pm

text, @TARANTO

ok guys listen i got something i've been thinking about, no one's been able to answer it for me yet
check it out: deer dildos
???
do they use them? it doesn't have to be dildos anything sexy in general, that counts. i'm not buying there's any sentient sexually reproducing species out there that hasn't invented sex toys, so what do deer use. does it have to do with antlers?? i haven't put much thought into deer sex so i'm not working on much here, just tossing out ideas. lemme know, thanks



oh wait one more thing, i really wanna get off this island. i've seen everything and it's boring. these guys suck at technology right? and swimming. oh my god they're so pathetically useless

but WE are way better at both those things! so here's my proposal: we team up and use our evolved smarts and build a floating litter, or popemobile, or something, and get me over to the next island. good, right?? i think we can do it! we got science grandpa AND nerd granduncle running around here, and probably half a dozen other nerds i haven't dug up yet. we can do this. i believe in us. if there's any parties going on on the other islands, let's get me to them.

[personal profile] ex_monologuing117 2016-04-03 05:01 am (UTC)(link)
Then I owe you.

But you would still helping me with my selfishness.
Edited (....... ////////// that sounded a lot more ultimatum than what i meant) 2016-04-03 05:09 (UTC)

[personal profile] ex_monologuing117 2016-04-03 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
No one should offer anything without expecting something in return. If they do, they'll only find their kindness constantly trampled.

And so that works well for me, young miss. I am Matsunaga Hisahide, or Owl. [ look at him being a weeabo and saying his name non-western style for once. ] I look forward to the trip.

[personal profile] ex_monologuing117 2016-04-03 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
Some would not agree. [ and he isn't so much of a tryhard edgelord to care if people find him cute. ]

Young miss. [ feel the slight head tip in his farewell as he disconnects. ]