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futurology2016-03-29 10:20 pm
heavyhitter) wrote in futurology2016-03-29 10:20 pm
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ok guys listen i got something i've been thinking about, no one's been able to answer it for me yet
check it out: deer dildos
???
do they use them? it doesn't have to be dildos anything sexy in general, that counts. i'm not buying there's any sentient sexually reproducing species out there that hasn't invented sex toys, so what do deer use. does it have to do with antlers?? i haven't put much thought into deer sex so i'm not working on much here, just tossing out ideas. lemme know, thanks
oh wait one more thing, i really wanna get off this island. i've seen everything and it's boring. these guys suck at technology right? and swimming. oh my god they're so pathetically useless
but WE are way better at both those things! so here's my proposal: we team up and use our evolved smarts and build a floating litter, or popemobile, or something, and get me over to the next island. good, right?? i think we can do it! we got science grandpa AND nerd granduncle running around here, and probably half a dozen other nerds i haven't dug up yet. we can do this. i believe in us. if there's any parties going on on the other islands, let's get me to them.
check it out: deer dildos
???
do they use them? it doesn't have to be dildos anything sexy in general, that counts. i'm not buying there's any sentient sexually reproducing species out there that hasn't invented sex toys, so what do deer use. does it have to do with antlers?? i haven't put much thought into deer sex so i'm not working on much here, just tossing out ideas. lemme know, thanks
oh wait one more thing, i really wanna get off this island. i've seen everything and it's boring. these guys suck at technology right? and swimming. oh my god they're so pathetically useless
but WE are way better at both those things! so here's my proposal: we team up and use our evolved smarts and build a floating litter, or popemobile, or something, and get me over to the next island. good, right?? i think we can do it! we got science grandpa AND nerd granduncle running around here, and probably half a dozen other nerds i haven't dug up yet. we can do this. i believe in us. if there's any parties going on on the other islands, let's get me to them.
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though i guess i'm splitting him with loki
hey speaking of do you know loki
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you mean like the actual legitimate norse trickster god or tom hiddleston in leather pants
[ or the fourth wall equivalent. I figure it's safe because he's neither. ]
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actually make that not a question i don't care, point is he can probably help AND it'd involve less snuggling on horseback
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but does it involve more of anything else... and can I get in on this if it doesn't?
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what if i also said loki's really cute
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[ This is an important smooch distinction. ]
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[ well she meant for Loki, but now that he mentions it ]
both?
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ah well he's SOL then
and so am I I guess
Wouldn't say no to you tho
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sorry for your loss