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futurology2016-04-01 01:54 am
trenchdoting) wrote in futurology2016-04-01 01:54 am
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[A tall, scruffy man in an old trenchcoat sends out a message through the jewelry, looking very befuddled at first as he does so.]
Hey! Um, hello? Is this thing on? [He taps at his jewelry a few times.] I bet that did the trick!
So! Hey, pals. I'm Scruffy. ...Wait, no, that's not right! I'm Dick Gumshoe. Detective. At your service, pals!! I can get a lot done, especially now that I've got one of my secret weapons at hand!
[He conspicuously waves a metal detector around.]
In fact, this bad boy just picked up something along the coast! I'm gonna go and... investigate it and all, pals! If anyone wants to lend a hand... sure, go ahead! If it's treasure, we can split it!
[Gumshoe pauses for a moment, and then he chuckles as something comes to mind.]
Oh right! There's one more thing I wanted to ask you all. I stayed up all night wondering about it!! If you could have one of those gift-powers for your own, and you could pick it, what would it be? I think I came up with a pretty smart answer, but I wanna see what you all think!
Um... Gumshoe out, pals!
[ooc: This is what Gumshoe will unearth! You can feel free to assume/handwave that Gumshoe spread word of its discovery after the fact.]
Hey! Um, hello? Is this thing on? [He taps at his jewelry a few times.] I bet that did the trick!
So! Hey, pals. I'm Scruffy. ...Wait, no, that's not right! I'm Dick Gumshoe. Detective. At your service, pals!! I can get a lot done, especially now that I've got one of my secret weapons at hand!
[He conspicuously waves a metal detector around.]
In fact, this bad boy just picked up something along the coast! I'm gonna go and... investigate it and all, pals! If anyone wants to lend a hand... sure, go ahead! If it's treasure, we can split it!
[Gumshoe pauses for a moment, and then he chuckles as something comes to mind.]
Oh right! There's one more thing I wanted to ask you all. I stayed up all night wondering about it!! If you could have one of those gift-powers for your own, and you could pick it, what would it be? I think I came up with a pretty smart answer, but I wanna see what you all think!
Um... Gumshoe out, pals!
[ooc: This is what Gumshoe will unearth! You can feel free to assume/handwave that Gumshoe spread word of its discovery after the fact.]
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A while, apparently, because Gumshoe's dedication sure sounds awful nice to Riza. Who doesn't admire a guy who takes the time to make sure his boss's office is as clean as it can be?]
Mr. Edgeworth must really appreciate having someone as hard-working as you around then.
[This seems like a natural conclusion to make!]
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I'm pretty sure he does! [He doesn't sound too sure.] It's hard to tell for sure sometimes, but if he didn't, he probably would've gotten rid of me for good a long time ago, pal! But we make a real dynamic duo when it comes to getting the bad guys!