Sanada "OYAKATA-SAAAMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAA" Yukimura (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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futurology2016-04-17 08:30 pm
dairekka) wrote in futurology2016-04-17 08:30 pm
Entry tags:
- ana ramir (original),
- gilgamesh (fate/),
- gintoki sakata (gintama),
- kida (atlantis),
- kojuro katakura (sengoku basara),
- koltira deathweaver (world of warcraft),
- masamune date (sengoku basara),
- olivia (fire emblem: awakening),
- rhys (borderlands),
- rin tohsaka (fate/),
- sanada yukimura (sengoku basara),
- sieglinde sullivan (black butler)
video | un: yukimura
[Okay. This isn't hard. He's stuck here... and... there's no real way back so the best option is to work with this ALASTAIR ... clan? Clan. In order to fix issues in different places...
... and this ear cuff will let him talk to people but he has no idea how. Jewelry doesn't let you talk to people?? Talking to people lets you talk to people??
Carefully and very tentatively, like he's worried the communicator is about to leap out at him and grab him, Yukimura sets the little ear cuff communicator on the ground in front of him and crouches down in so he's eye level with it. Enjoy the overabundance of red.]
...
[He takes a deep breath. He was told he could talk to people, but he can't see anyone so... he'll have to speak loudly so he can be heard.
Brace yourself, Futurology.]
HELLO?
[... Nothing.]
HELLO, ARE YOU ABLE TO HEAR ME THROUGH THIS PIECE OF JEWELRY?
[Still nothing?? This is concerning him. Is he alone here, other than the man who had spoken to him when he first arrived? What should he do in this situation? Begin a scouting mission to search out any signs of life? Or should he continue shouting through this piece of jewelry he doesn't really believe is doing what he was told it would do.
...
Option B it is.]
I AM WORRIED THAT THIS JEWELRY IS NOT DOING WHAT I WAS TOLD IT WOULD, AND THAT I WILL FIND MYSELF AT A COMMUNICATION DISADVANTAGE IF THIS DOES NOT WORK. CAN ANYONE HEAR ME? [He reaches out and taps on the side of the cuff, shaking the image rather violently.] ANYBODY?
[TAP. TAP. TAP.
BEEP.]
... [He leans forwards, almost conspiratorially and whispers....] Hello?
[... Someone help this poor, unsuspecting loser out. Please. For the sake of your eardrums if nothing else.]
... and this ear cuff will let him talk to people but he has no idea how. Jewelry doesn't let you talk to people?? Talking to people lets you talk to people??
Carefully and very tentatively, like he's worried the communicator is about to leap out at him and grab him, Yukimura sets the little ear cuff communicator on the ground in front of him and crouches down in so he's eye level with it. Enjoy the overabundance of red.]
...
[He takes a deep breath. He was told he could talk to people, but he can't see anyone so... he'll have to speak loudly so he can be heard.
Brace yourself, Futurology.]
HELLO?
[... Nothing.]
HELLO, ARE YOU ABLE TO HEAR ME THROUGH THIS PIECE OF JEWELRY?
[Still nothing?? This is concerning him. Is he alone here, other than the man who had spoken to him when he first arrived? What should he do in this situation? Begin a scouting mission to search out any signs of life? Or should he continue shouting through this piece of jewelry he doesn't really believe is doing what he was told it would do.
...
Option B it is.]
I AM WORRIED THAT THIS JEWELRY IS NOT DOING WHAT I WAS TOLD IT WOULD, AND THAT I WILL FIND MYSELF AT A COMMUNICATION DISADVANTAGE IF THIS DOES NOT WORK. CAN ANYONE HEAR ME? [He reaches out and taps on the side of the cuff, shaking the image rather violently.] ANYBODY?
[TAP. TAP. TAP.
BEEP.]
... [He leans forwards, almost conspiratorially and whispers....] Hello?
[... Someone help this poor, unsuspecting loser out. Please. For the sake of your eardrums if nothing else.]
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... That would be very helpful.
[The sooner he can master this technology, the sooner he will be able to communicate with everyone at a rate that won't destroy any eardrums! He's living the dream over here.]
Although most responses have been very helpful and willing to advise me on how to use this communicator! So I may not need as much assistance as previously assumed.
[Look at that sincere face. He's doing his, uh... best?]
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...Do you know what a computer is, that's probably a good place to start.
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... com...?
[That's a big fat "no".]
... [Use your words, Yukimura.]
I... have not come across that word before.
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So. Computer. Not a thing I really want to explain, but. It's a thing you use to do other things, like talk to people. Like this, except there's no jewelry or magic involved and it's... actually not that similar except for the talking part. ANYWAY you can talk to people who are miles away on them, you don't have to yell. You don't have to talk at all! Which might be preferable for you, just saying.
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... ...
[Don't give up the day job, Rhys.]
Why would I not want to talk? Talking is a vital form of communication, even over these devices and your computer--[Definitely mispronounced.]--things as well.
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[... also because he yells a lot, but Rhys doesn't need to know that.]
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Yeah so anyway have you figured out how do text yet?
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I am not fond of the text option. It worries me that this jewelry can read my thoughts so easily.
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[1/2]
[2/2]
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Can you just try the text function before I regret this entire conversation.
video > text
[And he will. He totally will.]
I have used it before, but I'm still not fond of the concept behind it. [He'll get over it.] But if it will give you peace of mind, then here you go.
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But yeah, that's good. Way better than yelling at your... necklace or, I don't know, whatever you have.
[ He has a man-ring, it's fucking swag. ]
he's back on video sorry rhys
I will do my best to keep my volume at a more acceptable level from now on.
[Pause.]
Also, I have a wrist cuff! It seems quite convenient, now I examine it in more detail. It will fit snugly and safely on my wrist.
noooooooooooooooooooo
[ The bullshit detector is off the charts right now. ]
So. Bye.
Lemme know if you have any problems with your - IDK what we're calling these things, jewelputers? I'm calling them jewelputers - jewelputer. Uh if you can't figure out how to message me, my name's Rhys and I'm the best dressed guy here, you'll know how to find me.
jazzhands
I... see. I will keep you in mind if I am having issues with the, um, jewelputer device. Thank you for you offer.
[Regardless, he's polite.]
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