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[kikoku]

[The feed shows Law leaning on a table, in a much better mood than he was in his last address to the network. If you pay attention, you might notice Olivia puttering around in the background amidst an assortment of boxes.]

Now that we're all back in Oska with our powers restored, I'd like to formally offer my services as a doctor and surgeon to the team. Especially those of you with what you think are incurable diseases.
[A pause as he turns his head to answer a question from Olivia, inaudible from this far away.]
Just sort them by expiration date, if it's past the date then throw it out.

More importantly... [Law rests his chin on his hand as he turns back to the feed, inadvertently showing off his fingers tattooed with the letters "DEAT".... Given his username you can guess what letter is on the thumb. It's all the more sinister with that lazy smirk on his face. Literally nothing about him says "legitimate doctor."] For all you heroic and daring types out there, be a little more reckless, won't you? We've got to give Olivia-ya here some hands on practice.

[ This time you can hear Olivia yelp "Mr. Law!" In the background, but before she can protest further, he ends the feed.]

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They would get on like a house on fire, I can see it now.

[kikoku]

Doctor Trafalgar Law.


The marines dubbed me the "Surgeon of Death," that's why I chose it.
[Maybe explaining it will help, he hopes.]

[boneafide]

... Oh.

[ He sounds pretty disappointed. ]

I was really looking forward to meeting real Death...

Oh well! You're okay too!

[kikoku]

... Thank you? [He supposes.]

In any case, can I assume you're the skeleton Undyne mentioned?

[boneafide]

I am! She's been talking about me?? What did she say!!

[kikoku]

Just that you're a skeleton and a monster like her.

So I suppose that makes you different from the other skeleton I know.

[boneafide]

Ah, you mean Sans, then!

[ He assumes by "other skeleton" one must mean his brother.

Because no one has told him about other, sentient skeletons before. ]

[kikoku]

Ah, no.
[What a strange name, Law thinks.]

Someone I know back home. His name is Brook.

[boneafide]

...

Short for Bookman maybe?

[ "Brook" doesn't sound like a proper skeleton. Because skeletons are named after fonts. And there's no font called "brook." ]

[kikoku]

I don't know, I'm fairly sure it's just Brook.

[Why would he assume that, Law isn't sure.]
He's the musician for an allied pirate crew, that's about all I know.

[boneafide]

It must be a nickname! No skeleton would go by simply the name "Brook"! No matter, though.

He's a musician? That's great! I've always wanted to know a musical instrument myself! But I've never quite had the brass for it!

[ was that a fucking pun he just said. yes, it was. ]

[kikoku]

[Law is just gonna.... ignore that pun. Clearly it was just a coincidence.]

Aah. His crewmates would know more than me, two of them just arrived recently.

[boneafide]

OH!! Who are his crewmates?? What's their names?? How do you know them??

[kikoku]

[What an inquisitive skeleton.]

He's a member of the Straw Hat pirates, my crew is in an alliance with them. The ones that are here are Black Leg Sanji and Cat Burglar Nami.

[boneafide]

Black Leg Sanji...

Wow, that's one of the worst nicknames I've ever heard! At last "Cat Burglar" is a real thing!

[kikoku]

[Law actually lets out a short laugh.]

Aah, the Marines come up with some absurd names for their wanted posters, to be sure. Though perhaps they pick strange titles on purpose.

[boneafide]

The Marines...

Like Marinara sauce?

[kikoku]

Wh-No.

They're the one responsible for enforcing the laws set by the World Government. Why would that have anything to do with spaghetti sauce?

[boneafide]

They sound the same! I thought maybe they also made the sauce!!

[kikoku]

.........

[Well... WAIT NO WHY IS HE EVEN CONSIDERING THIS, god damnit he's spent too much time with those damn Straw Hat pirates.]

The names aren't even the same.

[boneafide]

They share five of the same letters in the same order! Marines. Marinara!

They are, without a doubt, related!

[kikoku]

[Just this tired, long suffering stare for a moment as he formulates an answer.]

"catapult" and "caterpillar" both have "cat" in them, do you think those both involve cats as well?

[boneafide]

They could.

[kikoku]

No! Neither of those things have anything to do with cats!
[Oh no, he snapped]

[boneafide]

If you put a cat into a catapult, then it could.

[ Literally does not care that he snapped lmao ]

[kikoku]

[Please join Luffy's crew, you'll fit right in, Law is so tired.]

If you want to kill a cat yes, go right ahead and do that.