video | un: drdeath

[kikoku]

[The feed shows Law leaning on a table, in a much better mood than he was in his last address to the network. If you pay attention, you might notice Olivia puttering around in the background amidst an assortment of boxes.]

Now that we're all back in Oska with our powers restored, I'd like to formally offer my services as a doctor and surgeon to the team. Especially those of you with what you think are incurable diseases.
[A pause as he turns his head to answer a question from Olivia, inaudible from this far away.]
Just sort them by expiration date, if it's past the date then throw it out.

More importantly... [Law rests his chin on his hand as he turns back to the feed, inadvertently showing off his fingers tattooed with the letters "DEAT".... Given his username you can guess what letter is on the thumb. It's all the more sinister with that lazy smirk on his face. Literally nothing about him says "legitimate doctor."] For all you heroic and daring types out there, be a little more reckless, won't you? We've got to give Olivia-ya here some hands on practice.

[ This time you can hear Olivia yelp "Mr. Law!" In the background, but before she can protest further, he ends the feed.]

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[strictdiscipline]

[Nice tats, bro.

But the word 'doctor' catches her interest all the same. Even with Sieglinde's skill, their team needs all the help they can get.]

What sort of formal training do you have?

voice;

[kikoku]

[The main problem with being a pirate doctor is that actually having any sort of medical license seems to be optional.]

How exactly do you define formal training?
[This is obviously code for "little to none," why else would he ask.]

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[respired]

My disease is incurable.

[kikoku]

[That stubborn refusal does nothing to dislodge the smirk on Law's face.]

I'm sure. But so was mine, before I acquired my ability.

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[boneafide]

"Doctor Death," huh...

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[boneafide]

WOW, I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO MEET DEATH! Hello, Death!!

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[weatherscience]

Honestly...!

[ Hi, Law, meet a very exasperated-looking Nami. ]

With an announcement like that, it's no wonder if no one believes you to be a real doctor! And what was that about encouraging people to hurt themselves? Doctors are supposed to be helping people! H-e-l-p-i-n-g!

[ She points her finger sharply at him (well, the jewel, anyway).

... apparently rebuking him for this is more important than saying hi. ]

[kikoku]

[THIS DEEPLY ANNOYED GRIMACE]

No one is doubting my claims, don't jump to such ridiculous conclusions. Besides, it doesn't matter to me any if they refuse to come to me for help.


[Wait a second]
When did you get here?

( video ) username: achilles

[heelies]

So you are one who is learned in the art of medicine. Indeed it would do well for those of this crew to know where they might find the cure to their ails and the salve for their wounds. I too can offer my skill in these matters, for it was esteemed Chiron, the noblest of the centaurs, who taught medicine to me in my youth. From the cloven-footed Nalawi I have learned additional salves and poultices, the ingredients for which I have taken with me that I might build again my store of medicines.

[Here he pauses after that deluge of information.]

It seems too that you've taken lovely-haired Olivia for an apprentice. Is this so?

[kikoku]

[Law just sort of stares at this politely verbose man for a long moment before he can decide how to approach the situation at hand.]

I have, upon her request.

[He should really just ignore it but....]
You talk like you just ate an entire dictionary, why are you doing that.

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[perma_banned]

I don't need anything like thaaaat~.

[He was in the massive dining hall, grinning like a fiend with a whole tankard of ale to himself--not that he'd be able to finish it.

Ban just liked having it.]

If your strength came back, I wanna fight you!

[kikoku]

I'm well aware that you don't require medical treatment, Ban-ya.
["Where the fuck is Straw Hat at a time like this," Law thinks to himself, "He'd be more than happy to fight this idiot." But alas, Luffy wasn't here.]

Why do you want to fight me? I'm a doctor, not a warrior.
[Law you are not allowed to say that when you carry around a sword as big as Kikoku.]

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[winces]

—Mr. Law! You can't just do that!

[ luckily, she doesn't drop the box of supplies she'd been carrying, but you can pretty much bet SHE'D BEEN CLOSE TO IT...! ]

[kikoku]

[Law turns around in his chair to look at Olivia, entirely unruffled and possibly even having a good time.]

Clearly I can, because I just did.
[God, that smile of his is now 100% confirmed to be nothing but trouble.]

Do you want to learn how to treat injuries or not?

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[naturallywavy]

<sub>[ WHAT THE HELL IS OLIVIA DOING HANGING OUT WITH THE CAPTAIN OF THE HEART PIRATES.
..actually, what is he even doing here to start with...

BUT NO, SERIOUSLY. Is she making close bonds with other JUMP characters..!? Don't get jealous, Gin. Take a deep breath.
(alright, but seriously, it's an honor to meet you, sir.) Gintoki will contain his excitement.

Spoken flatly as if he doesn't mean it at all: ]</sub>

Finally, we get a doctor who knows what he is doing.

video (bless you Gin-san)

[kikoku]

[Well that's a nice sentiment. But Law's not the type to trust good things when they come to him, so obviously he interprets it as sarcastic.]

It's my understanding that there aren't a great deal of medical personnel here, should you really be so picky as to immediately question my skills?

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[trenchdoting]

[Gumshoe responds with a confident smirk. He just takes one look at the username and thinks he has a good idea of how to address him.]

You can count on me, Mr. Dirdeath! If it's to help Olivia, I'll be more reckless than I'll ever been!! If there were any bulls here, I'd head off to run with them right now! That's how serious I am, pal!

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[strictdiscipline]

[Detective Gumshoe??????????]

Are you serious?

[About being...serious......Did someone call the Funkiller Brigade, because it sure has arrived.]

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[winces]

[ SO MUCH HAND-WAVING HAPPENING ]

N-No, Mr. Gumshoe!! Don't listen to him!

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[sheriffing]

[With a name like that - ]

What the hell are you a doctor of?

[kikoku]

... Medicine? I thought that would be obvious.

[Is he really this oblivious or is he leaning into the "mad doctor" aesthetic entirely, who knows.]

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[grunehexe]

[forget this rude supposed Doctor, she's not actually addressing him...]

Olivia? You did not think our relationship exclusive?

[kikoku]

[Too bad this rude doctor is going to prevent Olivia from answering by sending her on a fetch quest "I think I left one of the boxes in the other room, can you go get it?" Olivia seems reluctant but does as he asks. In any case, Law turns back to the video feed;]

Obviously whatever you were providing her wasn't good enough, wouldn't you say?
[Law, why are you causing problems.]

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[stonebird]

I am curious about said powers? (She is...pointedly ignoring...much of this video. No, she isn't afraid of death. No, not one bit. Okay, a little. Thank the gods she is relatively healthy.) Could you tell me more about them, ser?

[kikoku]

What, mine? I can manipulate any matter that's within my Operating Room.
[As he says this, a hazy translucent orb appears in his hand, and after a moment it starts to expand before it's too large to see on the feed, presumably encompassing the entire room he's sitting in.]

I can't speak for what anyone else is capable of now that we've left Nalawi, though.

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[diablejambe]

[You know, for a moment there, Sanji was actually going to be responsible about this. He was going to check in with Law, let him know that he was here, figure out what exactly is going on from someone he can trust. You know, the responsible, adult thing to do when you're getting used to being in a weird new world.

But.... well. Then Law brings attention to the beautiful lady in the background, and all was lost.]

Ahhhhh~! Olivia-chan~! I'll let you practice on me as much as you want~!!

[Which is probably extremely very creepy coming from a spinning, heart-eyed stranger currently puffing out heart shaped smoke from the cigarette between his lips. Good job, Sanji. A+.





... Oh yeah and hi, Torao.]

[kikoku]

[Likewise, Law should try to reel him back in and have a proper conversation, but the bar for acceptable behavior in this conversation has already been set abysmally low, so.]

No, rejected. You're banned from my clinic, Black Leg-ya.
[What a touching reunion amongst allies.]

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[healplz]

What can you do with incurable diseases?

[ besides...... cure them, apparently, please don't just say 'cure them' ]

[kikoku]

It depends on what it is and what's causing it. I would need to examine each case presented to me separately.

But depending on what I find, I might be able to cure it.
[So the short answer is 'cure them maybe.' Not as bad as you could have suspected.]

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[ofobedience]

Doctor Death. I'm sure that'll instill people with confidence. Hahah.

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[kikoku]

[IRRITATEDLY;]
Why is everyone so fixated on that?

[Why the fuck do you think, Law?]