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[kikoku]

[The feed shows Law leaning on a table, in a much better mood than he was in his last address to the network. If you pay attention, you might notice Olivia puttering around in the background amidst an assortment of boxes.]

Now that we're all back in Oska with our powers restored, I'd like to formally offer my services as a doctor and surgeon to the team. Especially those of you with what you think are incurable diseases.
[A pause as he turns his head to answer a question from Olivia, inaudible from this far away.]
Just sort them by expiration date, if it's past the date then throw it out.

More importantly... [Law rests his chin on his hand as he turns back to the feed, inadvertently showing off his fingers tattooed with the letters "DEAT".... Given his username you can guess what letter is on the thumb. It's all the more sinister with that lazy smirk on his face. Literally nothing about him says "legitimate doctor."] For all you heroic and daring types out there, be a little more reckless, won't you? We've got to give Olivia-ya here some hands on practice.

[ This time you can hear Olivia yelp "Mr. Law!" In the background, but before she can protest further, he ends the feed.]

Comments

[diablejambe]

[Literally ignoring you, bro.]

Oliiiiiviaaaa-chaaaan! I'm sick, I'm siiick!

[He's just waving his arms and pointing at himself like a moron. What a great ally to be sent here, huh?]

[kikoku]

[Of course you are, you and your one track mind. Law considers his options for all of three seconds before throwing Nami under the bus;]

Did you somehow manage to follow Nami-ya here? Shouldn't you be bothering her instead?
[Please bother her instead.]

[diablejambe]

[And, predictably, that gets Sanji's attention.]

Nami-san's here?! [Sanji she's literally talking to Law and Olivia up there pay attention] How long has she-- [Wait. Hold on.

He narrows his visible eye, pointing at the... jewel... thing... that's putting out Law's image.] Oi. You better be treating her well, Torao.

[He's well aware of how much of a grumpy asshole you seem to be.]

[kikoku]

[Truly Law is thankful when any part of the Straw Hats' behavior goes in the way he expect it to.]
She just got here, as I suspect you have as well. I haven't been treating her any way in particular because she can take care of herself.

1/2

[diablejambe]

[Sanji scowls at that, but has at least calmed down to the point where he can take a long drag of his cigarette without any hearts showing up.]

Listen. [A long exhale of smoke] Just because a lady can manage on her own doesn't mean she should have to. [He points his cigarette at the jewel] A true man would go to hell and back to make sure they never had to lift a finger.

[Another pause, another drag of his cigarette.....]

[diablejambe]

[.... and Sanji's eyes are going heart shaped again as he leans forward on one hand, little puffs of heart-shaped smoke puffing out the end of his cigarette in quick succession.]

Like what I'd do for the beautiful princess doctor~~!

[He's a lost cause]

[kikoku]

.....

[Law decides he's not going to even acknowledge that "real man" comment because Sanji is ridiculous.]
Olivia-ya isn't a princess or a doctor.

And don't get any weird ideas, Black Leg-ya.

[diablejambe]

[You're a wise, wise man, Law.]

She's lovely enough to be a princess~~~

[Wait. Wait wait wait wait wait. Hold on. Hooooooold goddamn on.

If Law had mentioned Olivia needing practice in a medical setting... and if she isn't a doctor then there's.... then there's only one thing. There's only one thing that this could possibly, possibly, possibly mean!]

I'LL BE THE NURSE-CHAN'S FIRST PATIENT!!

[i'm so sorry]

[kikoku]

Did you not hear what I said about being banned? Don't come here.
[And this is exactly why he said it, he saw this shit coming a mile away.]

And keep your lecherous hands away from Olivia-ya.
[He's sure that Olivia is capable of defending herself, he just doesn't think she's capable of not being polite to the technically harmless Sanji.]