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[The feed shows Law leaning on a table, in a much better mood than he was in his last address to the network. If you pay attention, you might notice Olivia puttering around in the background amidst an assortment of boxes.]

Now that we're all back in Oska with our powers restored, I'd like to formally offer my services as a doctor and surgeon to the team. Especially those of you with what you think are incurable diseases.
[A pause as he turns his head to answer a question from Olivia, inaudible from this far away.]
Just sort them by expiration date, if it's past the date then throw it out.

More importantly... [Law rests his chin on his hand as he turns back to the feed, inadvertently showing off his fingers tattooed with the letters "DEAT".... Given his username you can guess what letter is on the thumb. It's all the more sinister with that lazy smirk on his face. Literally nothing about him says "legitimate doctor."] For all you heroic and daring types out there, be a little more reckless, won't you? We've got to give Olivia-ya here some hands on practice.

[ This time you can hear Olivia yelp "Mr. Law!" In the background, but before she can protest further, he ends the feed.]

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[ —oh? but who is this!! :O

she shuffles a little closer, eyes wide with fascination. she might have caught how law had reacted to him... ]

Oh, um... Are you another one of Mr. Law's friends...?

[Ah ah ah! The beautiful princess is speaking to him~!]

Friend? [He momentarily blinks out of the squirming, heart-eyed stupor he'd gone into.] Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. [SANJI THIS IS NOT A HARD QUESTION] We're in an alliance with his crew.

[Aaaaaaaand sanity is short lived, because Sanji is now wiggling his arms and bending his spine in a way that makes it seem like he has literally zero bones.]

But we can be best friends if it means I can help you, Olivia-chaaaaaan~!

[ oh mr. law... it seems your friends are just as tsundere are you are. 8C ]

Oh, um. [ what a funny man...! he's quite friendly, and while it was a little off-putting at first, olivia finds it's rather pleasant after a while. who doesn't like friendliness, after all! even if he is acting rather familiar, she's at least glad he doesn't seem too put off about suddenly being part of this new crew.

clearly she should do all she can to make him feel welcome, right? ]

I would really appreciate the help! But please don't listen to Mr. Law's suggestion — I really don't need anyone to get themselves hurt for me. Thank you for offering though, Mr...?

[Just be glad that Sanji's not physically nearby, Olivia, or else he'd probably leap off into the distance only to reappear with a giant bouquet of freshly picked roses somehow arranged to look like your face or something equally as ridiculous.

For now though, Sanji grins -- a wide, honest smile -- at Olivia's reassurance.]

If being hurt is what it would take to help a lovely lady such as yourself, I'd throw myself to the sharks in a heartbeat.

[Oh right, introductions. He straightens up a bit in front of the jewel, because first impressions (you know, real first impressions) are important!!]

Sanji. [And then, he bends forward in a well-practiced bow, one hand at his waist and the other sweeping out in front of him.] Although for you, my princess, I can easily be a Prince.

[ ah... she will have to witness this phenomenon herself one day. so that she may fully understand the majesty that is sanji vinsmoke...

(tangent: i can't believe he's a chainsmoker and the word "smoke" is actually in his name like wth) ]

Y-You really don't have to do that, Mr. Sanji... [ no, she is not a princess! at least not in this timeline.

this is too much though he is already TOO MUCH look how she will explode ]

[I still maintain that we are all just lucky Oda didn't name him Sanji Cooksmoke.

And look, she's as beautiful as a princess, as soft-spoken as a princess, and clearly as caring as a princess if she's practicing some sort of first aid. So therefore, she is a princess.

The title isn't so much a matter of rank and nobility in Sanji's mind as much as it is the aura of the woman he finds fits it!]

It's my pleasure, Olivia-chan. [He grins toothily around his cigarette.] You're learning medicine, right?

[ she bobs her head enthusiastically, even if there is still some pink on her cheeks. ]

I'm trying to. I've got a lot of great teachers here — Mr. Law included! I unfortunately don't have a lot of... useful skills... so I thought I'd do my best to learn as much as I could while I can.