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[kikoku]

[The feed shows Law leaning on a table, in a much better mood than he was in his last address to the network. If you pay attention, you might notice Olivia puttering around in the background amidst an assortment of boxes.]

Now that we're all back in Oska with our powers restored, I'd like to formally offer my services as a doctor and surgeon to the team. Especially those of you with what you think are incurable diseases.
[A pause as he turns his head to answer a question from Olivia, inaudible from this far away.]
Just sort them by expiration date, if it's past the date then throw it out.

More importantly... [Law rests his chin on his hand as he turns back to the feed, inadvertently showing off his fingers tattooed with the letters "DEAT".... Given his username you can guess what letter is on the thumb. It's all the more sinister with that lazy smirk on his face. Literally nothing about him says "legitimate doctor."] For all you heroic and daring types out there, be a little more reckless, won't you? We've got to give Olivia-ya here some hands on practice.

[ This time you can hear Olivia yelp "Mr. Law!" In the background, but before she can protest further, he ends the feed.]

Comments

[sheriffing]

When you say it that way it makes sense.

[On the other hand...]

But if you're like me and you have the world's weirdest doctor at home, you learn to ask questions.

[kikoku]

... I can understand that, I recently dealt with a crooked doctor myself. [He could turn into gas and poisoned children to turn them into giants, it was a bad time for everyone involved.]

And I suppose a start would be offering you a better name to call me. Trafalgar Law.

[sheriffing]

Seems like there are a lot of those out there.

[And in Storybrooke, they only really get one.]

That's definitely a better name. I'm Emma Swan.

[kikoku]

Aah. It's a problem. Perhaps if there were less of them around people wouldn't find me so suspicious.
[Not that he's entirely opposed to being feared.

[sheriffing]

[Or maybe your fingers still say "Death".]

That would probably help. Also might be good for the people they're seeing, too.

[Although with Whale her biggest complaint might be "creepy and SLEPT WITH MY MOTHER".]

[kikoku]

[Listen, it's tattooed on, what do you want him to do about it.]

Do people actually "see" doctors like that? I'd think being crooked would making having non-captive live subjects hard.

[sheriffing]

They do when they're the only doctor in town.

[No choice and no competition.]