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[fateality]

Well now. This is all hell of a thing -- ALASTAIR, savin' worlds, temporal bugs full of acid an' whatnot -- but I've got a bit of a conundrum.

I'm a man of many skills, but a cobbler? Oh, far from it. And I've a pair of boots that are a bit in need of a rescue. Suppose I could take what I've been generously given by your very fine organization, but these are a bit near an' dear to my heart.

I don't suppose any of you wondrously talented individuals could help me out? I'd be very much obliged.

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[fateality]

Gotta see the silver lining where you can.

Name's Twisted Fate.

[boneafide]

...Mr. Fate??

[You just seem so old, a "mr." is necessary.]

[fateality]

Eh, I'll take it.

[He's not!! But he won't take it personally.]

How about you?

[boneafide]

THE GREAT PAPYRUS!!

[Said, chest puffed out proudly, gesturing grandly to himself.]

[fateality]

Well damn! I had no idea I was speakin' to the Great Papyrus.

Charmed.

[boneafide]

Oh, I have not even begun to charm, Mr. Fate!! I am much more stunning and amazing in person!!

[fateality]

Oh, I'll just bet you are. I look forward to meetin' you face to face.