audio; un: cardmaster

[fateality]

Well now. This is all hell of a thing -- ALASTAIR, savin' worlds, temporal bugs full of acid an' whatnot -- but I've got a bit of a conundrum.

I'm a man of many skills, but a cobbler? Oh, far from it. And I've a pair of boots that are a bit in need of a rescue. Suppose I could take what I've been generously given by your very fine organization, but these are a bit near an' dear to my heart.

I don't suppose any of you wondrously talented individuals could help me out? I'd be very much obliged.

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video; un: coolskeleton95

[boneafide]

I don't think we have people who fix shoes here... I just have Ban make me new clothes if I need them!!

[Which isn't going to help for shoe REPAIR.]

You should try not ruining your shoes if you like them that much!

video; un: cardmaster

[fateality]

[Well, that's definitely a skeleton talking to him. Not the weirdest thing, but he does seem unusually friendly.

Twisted Fate chuckles and gives a helpless shrug.]

Ah, I'm afraid it was a bit out of my control at the time. But that'd normally be some sound advice.

Still, I'll keep my hopes up, in case someone has some sort of hidden amazing abilities at repairing 'em.

[boneafide]

["Sound advice" is hilarious, because Papyrus' advice is actually usually really bad/too late.]

Well, if you need someone with amazing abilities that involves repairing not-clothes, and more like repairing people, I can do that instead!

[fateality]

That so? Got some healing tricks up your, ah, bones?

[boneafide]

Yes! It's very useful, since there's acid everywhere right now!! Less useful for clothes. Although, I've never tried to use it on clothes? Maybe I have clothing-healing powers too???

text; un: deathweaver

[respired]

[ That's a lot of smooth syllables. Unfortunately, he doesn't understand a single one of them. ]

Try again.

text; cardmaster

[fateality]

Easier when it's written, friend?

[respired]

I am not your friend.

Not easier. Functional. The magic that translates our words to each other is presently failing, in most respects.

Save this one.

[fateality]

Buddy?

So I've heard. A shame about that. I only speak one other language, and I guarantee you no one else here is going to have any idea what I'd be saying. Oh well.

In any case, I was looking for help in getting a pair of my boots fixed. I don't suppose you'd know anyone who could help me out?

voice, @Doc Knock

[paintjobs]

Stepped in something unpleasant and bug-shaped, did you?

[ he feels u buddy ]

audio; un: cardmaster

[fateality]

If only I could blame it on those little buggers. Nah, I'm afraid this happened right before I ended up here.

I'd hate to cut my losses. Not a lot of pair of boots like these exist, but sometimes that's just the way of it.

[paintjobs]

And it's only your boots in need of repair? That must have been a very specific happening.

[fateality]

Everything else is easier to fix. Landing feet-first in fish guts? Little less so, I'm afraid.

Text @SERENE

[sereneflame]

I do not know what language you are speaking, but know that I am not the only one who will find your words unintelligable.

Were you asking questions? What did you say?

text; cardmaster

[fateality]

My fault entirely. I'm used to the language I'm using being the go-to for most of world where I'm from.

I was asking for some help with fixing my boots. I'm pretty fond of them.

@Serene

[sereneflame]

Look inside your wardrobe and there will be a uniform that fits you. There will be boots there as well.

That is not what you asked for, I know, but that will prevent your boots becoming more worn until you find a cobbler.

[fateality]

I did find such a thing, and I'm surely grateful for it.

But these boots don't have the issue of being worn down, I'm afraid. I might have to cut my losses from the sounds of it. True shame.

Text; username: baaaan

[perma_banned]

Got anything to trade for shoes?

text; cardmaster

[fateality]

Depends. Looking for anything specific?

text; forever

[perma_banned]

Shoes aren't worth much but we don't exactly need money, here.

I could use a new knife if you could scrounge one up.

[fateality]

I beg to differ with my boots. They weren't cheap.

Some fellow named Koltira said he'd fix them, but I'd never say no to a second pair of eyes after he's done.
Just any old knife, friend?

text | username: olivia

[winces]

I'm so sorry...
I didn't catch any of that.
Did you need help...?

text; un: cardmaster

[fateality]

No need to apologize. It was my bad for assuming most folk would understand. It's a pretty common tongue where I'm from.

I was looking for some help with my boots. Seems I might have gotten that squared away.
Other than that, maybe you could tell me a little more about our situation? Mostly got it figured out on my own, but I welcome the assistance.

[winces]

Oh, yes, of course! I would love to help out.
I've been a part of ALASTAIR for about eleven months now I think, oh it's so hard to tell sometimes so I will definitely try my best to answer any questions you might have!

Is there anything in particular you're curious about?

[fateality]

Well now, I'm a lucky man to be speaking with a veteran!

Suppose I just have a few. Such as, what type of expectations are made of us? And what the likeliness would be of being sent back where we're from without much indication.