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Lapis Fathalla ([personal profile] oneirism) wrote in [community profile] futurology2016-08-27 10:15 pm

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- Uh...

[That's the only sound that comes out of the feed once it switches on; gold eyes blinking owlishly at the screen for a moment as Lapis realizes that yep, it's recording. Slowly opening her mouth to speak once more, before... something off-screen catches her attention. Prompting her to nod, before she turns her eyes back to the screen to focus on texting instead.]

so i guess this is the only way everyone can understand me, so i'll stick with this.

i know we have to deal with those bug things right now, but i've never really lived with.. other people before. besides my family, anyway. so there's something i want to get out of the way, since i know not everyone likes this kinda thing.

i have a ghost with me.
[At least she's straight to the point.] most people can't see him but he's there.

[A pause, before she shifts underneath her to grab some of the sheets of her new bed that she's been sitting on - throwing them behind her. Which then land and drape over the invisible figure that was floating behind her, who puts his hands on his hips in a 'are you serious' manner - his new cloak allowing others to see the movement.]

i just figured it would be easier to let people know this way, rather than explaining it whenever i ask him to do something. also no, he won't haunt anyone or anything like that.

[This is clearly the best way to introduce herself, A+ Lapis.]
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[personal profile] boneafide 2016-08-30 06:00 am (UTC)(link)
YOU'RE VERY LUCKY LAPIS, TO HAVE CAPTURED MY ATTENTION, BECAUSE I AM VERY WELL EXPERIENCED WITH FRIENDSHIP! I'VE HAD HUMAN FRIENDS, AND NONHUMAN FRIENDS, AND MONSTER FRIENDS, AND BUG FRIENDS, AND ROBOT FRIENDS... SO MANY TYPES! I AM, WITHOUT A DOUBT, THE MOST EXPERIENCED FRIENDSHIPPER HERE!
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[personal profile] boneafide 2016-09-03 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
WELL IN THAT CASE, ALLOW ME TO BEGIN FRIENDSHIP LESSONS! ONE! TELL EACH OTHER YOUR NAMES. WHICH WE ALREADY DID, SO STEP ONE, COMPLETE!

STEP TWO, ASK IF YOU WANT TO BE FRIENDS: AGAIN, ALREADY DONE! LOOK AT HOW FAR WE'VE COME ALREADY!!

STEP THREE! TALK ABOUT YOUR PERSONAL INTERESTS AND SHARE THE ONES YOU HAVE IN COMMON! WELL, WE BOTH KNOW GHOSTS, SO THAT'S A GOOD INTEREST, RIGHT?
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[personal profile] boneafide 2016-09-10 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
WEIRD!!

OH, MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE THEY'RE HUMAN. THEY'RE HUMAN, RIGHT? YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT HUMANS. YEAH, HUMANS PROBABLY THINK GHOSTS ARE MORE SPOOKY. MAN, I SURE AM GLAD I'M NOT ONE.
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[personal profile] boneafide 2016-09-15 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
I'M A SKELETON MONSTER!!

I THINK REALLY MOST HUMANS JUST DON'T KNOW GHOSTS VERY WELL!!! SURE THERE'S SOME ANGRY ONES, BUT THE ONES I'VE MET ARE EITHER JUST LOVINGLY LOUD, OR DEPRESSINGLY QUIET.