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competing[ greetings, audentes, tonight's broadcast is brought to you by the letter Y
as in Yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy tf does this place suck so much huh? huh!! ]
What's a guy gotta do to get some coconut oil around here, huh? Heck, I'll even settle for some shea butter at this point.
[ here lance is, sprawled across a bed he is definitely meant to be sharing (but TOO BAD KEITH you snooze you lose, except not literally, because if you were literally snoozing you'd probably already be on the bed). he's looking rather put out, but anyone who's seen him during the time bug incident knows this is 99% more petulance than actual unhappiness. he's got his arms folded behind his head, and a certain chubby space mouse flopped over the top of his head, snoozing.
this particular bad mood may or may not be provoked by any combination of stress, healing orb withdrawal, the perpetual possible threat of a teammate that may one day grow up to stab you in the face after he stabs you in the back, and a not-so-successful run-in with the local fare down in the desert saloon's cozy little bordello. (he doesn't want to talk about it.)
but also the skincare products. that is actually very important to him.
or maybe he's just feeling a little stir-crazy, and someone thought it'd be a good idea to hand the kid who can't keep his own mouth shut a device that can activate and send out messages from a single thought. ]
So who's holding out on the rest of us? [ him. he means him. he's noticed some of your skins, okay! that softness and tautness ain't natural! ]
Is it that thing they're mining? That argecite, or whatever? They all have pretty good skin and they're just inhaling that stuff... Maybe that's why they want it so bad.
[ now he's just late-night musing. but seriously, do you think it's easy to be this beautiful? ]
I wonder if we can get some of that stuff ourselves and grind it down. I bet it'd make a pretty good exfoliant.
[ science side of audentes, show me your argecite beauty hacks. ]
as in Yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy tf does this place suck so much huh? huh!! ]
What's a guy gotta do to get some coconut oil around here, huh? Heck, I'll even settle for some shea butter at this point.
[ here lance is, sprawled across a bed he is definitely meant to be sharing (but TOO BAD KEITH you snooze you lose, except not literally, because if you were literally snoozing you'd probably already be on the bed). he's looking rather put out, but anyone who's seen him during the time bug incident knows this is 99% more petulance than actual unhappiness. he's got his arms folded behind his head, and a certain chubby space mouse flopped over the top of his head, snoozing.
this particular bad mood may or may not be provoked by any combination of stress, healing orb withdrawal, the perpetual possible threat of a teammate that may one day grow up to stab you in the face after he stabs you in the back, and a not-so-successful run-in with the local fare down in the desert saloon's cozy little bordello. (he doesn't want to talk about it.)
but also the skincare products. that is actually very important to him.
or maybe he's just feeling a little stir-crazy, and someone thought it'd be a good idea to hand the kid who can't keep his own mouth shut a device that can activate and send out messages from a single thought. ]
So who's holding out on the rest of us? [ him. he means him. he's noticed some of your skins, okay! that softness and tautness ain't natural! ]
Is it that thing they're mining? That argecite, or whatever? They all have pretty good skin and they're just inhaling that stuff... Maybe that's why they want it so bad.
[ now he's just late-night musing. but seriously, do you think it's easy to be this beautiful? ]
I wonder if we can get some of that stuff ourselves and grind it down. I bet it'd make a pretty good exfoliant.
[ science side of audentes, show me your argecite beauty hacks. ]
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