FruitsParfaitSamurai ✗ [ 1 ] WHEN YOU HAVE NOBODY TO TALK TO ON THE TOILET, TEXT YOUR FRIENDS

[naturallywavy]

this is probably the only textng kind of message your going to get from me for everyone
i dont just send messages ! dont go wondering and endeing up all heartbroken and crap cause i havent messaged you back
this kind of thing takes patience which i dont have time for
but ive got nothing better to do and ill probably going to be here for awhile

what side are you on
why are you on that side
anybody else like screw it im gonna be on the fuck-its side
this kinda conversation isnt what you what than fine i have a crisis on my hands anyw ay

more importantly
what i have on my hands right now
its an emergency

SOS SOS SOS SOS
call the manager asap
sue the chef cause there was a crotch hair in my yakisoba sorta emergency
that kind of emeregency

if your around the outhouse near the den in city square
bring me something to wipe my ass with

ill give you
something




maybe

Comments

[naturallywavy]

_{[ ... ]}
how did that go for you

[sediments]

[ ....... ]

it was nice
i like how soft they are

[naturallywavy]

_{[ ....... ]}
thats good thats good
soft ones are the best

_{[ ???? ]}

[sediments]

arent they all soft

[ what is happening ]

[naturallywavy]

youd be surprised
_{[ this sounds normal coming from a guy who lives among alien life.
.. and extremely flat chested people. ]}

[sediments]

oh
well the ones i've felt are soft

[ ........ ]

[naturallywavy]

im glad youre making progress in your complicated journey to manhood
_{[ what is this civil conversation ]}

[sediments]

thanks
i couldn't get any further with my girlfriend though...
i think her brothers hate me

1.2

[naturallywavy]

i can't imagine why
_{[ He really can't. ]}

2.2

[naturallywavy]

try cutting your hair

[sediments]

we have the same style!

[ Sort of. They don't have the ducktail. ]

[naturallywavy]

it probably looks better on her though
get real

[sediments]

????
not me and opal!! me and her brothers!!

[naturallywavy]

it probably looks better on them though
get real

[sediments]

hey!! who's side are you on