FruitsParfaitSamurai ✗ [ 1 ] WHEN YOU HAVE NOBODY TO TALK TO ON THE TOILET, TEXT YOUR FRIENDS

[naturallywavy]

this is probably the only textng kind of message your going to get from me for everyone
i dont just send messages ! dont go wondering and endeing up all heartbroken and crap cause i havent messaged you back
this kind of thing takes patience which i dont have time for
but ive got nothing better to do and ill probably going to be here for awhile

what side are you on
why are you on that side
anybody else like screw it im gonna be on the fuck-its side
this kinda conversation isnt what you what than fine i have a crisis on my hands anyw ay

more importantly
what i have on my hands right now
its an emergency

SOS SOS SOS SOS
call the manager asap
sue the chef cause there was a crotch hair in my yakisoba sorta emergency
that kind of emeregency

if your around the outhouse near the den in city square
bring me something to wipe my ass with

ill give you
something




maybe

Comments

[kingofheroes]

[babbylon]

[Why. Why, why, why. That's about all that runs through Gilgamesh's mind for a full five minutes before, for some inexplicable reason, he deigns to respond.]

Are you incapable of any degree of poise?

[He's basically calling you an idiot again. In case you needed that spelled out.]

[naturallywavy]

_{[ ignoring???? the question.. it seems like that. ]}
do you have tee-pee
like in your space asshole thing

is it there

username: weapon_stories

[of_her_own_accord]

Weeeeell I'd give you some journal paper, but I need all of it! Sorry. Guess you'll have to remember to bring some in with you next time!

Anyway, drawing sides when we're supposed to be uniting sides seems rather counterproductive, doesn't it?

[naturallywavy]

who the hell needs journal paper nowadays
isnt that what the internet is for
_{[ he doesn't know.. he doesn't really use the internet... ]}

this is a dire situation
you could save a life
or at least prevent my cheeks from falling asleep
same thing
_{[ he'll comment on the "more important matter" later. ]}

username: baaaan [audio]

[perma_banned]

[There was no pause at all as he reached over to pick his nose with his pinky.]

Use your hand.

[ AUDIO ]

[naturallywavy]

_{[ well, if you wanna talk, sure, he'll talk.
Coincidentally enough, Gintoki is doing the same thing with his pinky. ]}

Oi, not possible. It's a lot.
I use my hands for other things.

[1hitko]

[unoradinary]

dude
tmi

[naturallywavy]

_{[ what does 'tmi' mean .. he doesn't know. Like hell if he keeps up with these short terms. He probably should. It's less effort to type them. ]}

tmi to you too
tmi your entire family
even your dog

dont talk to me about tmi

username: levi

[powerdriven]

[ this is the guy with the white hair, isn't it? ]

How are you still going on about this?

[ will the riveting bathroom saga ever end ]

[naturallywavy]

i found them
one of them at least

im actually here right now
_{[ in case you didn't notice that.
it's for eternity; these two will never escape this hell. ]}

username: LOKI

[selfimage]

You've quite the way with words when your ass planted on a the porcelain throne.
And time to spare, from the looks of it. You may want to think about writing a novel.

[ he's a sucker for toilet humor. ]

[naturallywavy]

_{[ porcelain throne ... ]}
yea im good with this
mind helping out here

[sediments]

FROM: bLIN

texting??? like with your girlfirned???

[naturallywavy]

_{[ oH MY GOD.
WHY YOU OF ALL PEOPLE. ]}
lets not talk about that here

username: happybirthday

[adoube]

ヽ(ﾟДﾟ)ﾉ ლ|’Д’ლ|

┗|*´ﾟДﾟ｀|┛ .................... ε=┏(*`＞ω<)┛

(*/ω＼*) (ノhヽ) (`･/y＼･)

｡･ﾟ･(*ﾉД`*)･ﾟ･。 ｡ﾟ(ﾟ∩´﹏`∩ﾟ)ﾟ｡

[naturallywavy]

dont talk like that to me
happybirthday-san

whose birthday

username: ChiselChest

[whereismypie]

pal

you should lay off the drunk texting, i'm just sayin'

[naturallywavy]

i havent had a drink in days
id kill to drink now


pal

username: hawkeye

[strictdiscipline]

[Ten minutes later:]

Have you resolved your emergency yet?

[naturallywavy]

_{[ it's hard to say... ]}
if i didnt what would you say or do
_{[ come to his rescue again??? ]}

username: butterfly

[digophelia]

I should just keep you in my sight.

[naturallywavy]

_{[ Alice, please. ]}
how am i supposed to poop then

username: Big Kitty

[evasively]

[ wow nobody is answering the first question at all. it's probably hard to focus on anything else when poop is in the picture ]

Oh ~~? What would you give me for it?

[naturallywavy]

relief for me not being a pain in your ass over this
thats basically it

[naturallywavy]

and somebody to drink with
as long as youre paying