FruitsParfaitSamurai ✗ [ 1 ] WHEN YOU HAVE NOBODY TO TALK TO ON THE TOILET, TEXT YOUR FRIENDS

[naturallywavy]

this is probably the only textng kind of message your going to get from me for everyone
i dont just send messages ! dont go wondering and endeing up all heartbroken and crap cause i havent messaged you back
this kind of thing takes patience which i dont have time for
but ive got nothing better to do and ill probably going to be here for awhile

what side are you on
why are you on that side
anybody else like screw it im gonna be on the fuck-its side
this kinda conversation isnt what you what than fine i have a crisis on my hands anyw ay

more importantly
what i have on my hands right now
its an emergency

SOS SOS SOS SOS
call the manager asap
sue the chef cause there was a crotch hair in my yakisoba sorta emergency
that kind of emeregency

if your around the outhouse near the den in city square
bring me something to wipe my ass with

ill give you
something




maybe

Comments

[of_her_own_accord]

Can't say I've ever had that much problem with them.

[Accord, you're an android. You don't even go to the BATHROOM.]

[naturallywavy]

youre one of those people that eats fiber all the time and tells me how im going to die in a few years
go ahead and say it im not scared
ive heard all of this before

get it out already
cause of death: anal hemorrhaging

i aint scared

[of_her_own_accord]

Methinks he doth protest too much.

[naturallywavy]

eh
_{[ no seriously. why are we talking like this .. ]}

[of_her_own_accord]

[Because she finds your suffering amusing.]

Anyway, good luck with your paper dilemma!

[naturallywavy]

_{[ CRUELTY. ]}
YOURE AN "S"
a total s !!! an S + S doesnt work out.. this isnt going to work out

why dont you help me out inside of being weird
thatd be nice
dont people around here know how to be nice