FruitsParfaitSamurai ✗ [ 1 ] WHEN YOU HAVE NOBODY TO TALK TO ON THE TOILET, TEXT YOUR FRIENDS

[naturallywavy]

this is probably the only textng kind of message your going to get from me for everyone
i dont just send messages ! dont go wondering and endeing up all heartbroken and crap cause i havent messaged you back
this kind of thing takes patience which i dont have time for
but ive got nothing better to do and ill probably going to be here for awhile

what side are you on
why are you on that side
anybody else like screw it im gonna be on the fuck-its side
this kinda conversation isnt what you what than fine i have a crisis on my hands anyw ay

more importantly
what i have on my hands right now
its an emergency

SOS SOS SOS SOS
call the manager asap
sue the chef cause there was a crotch hair in my yakisoba sorta emergency
that kind of emeregency

if your around the outhouse near the den in city square
bring me something to wipe my ass with

ill give you
something




maybe

Comments

[naturallywavy]

fine you can be that way
but dont expect help from me next time youre stuck like i am

youll see
eventually itll happen to you

[unoradinary]

it's 10,000 years too early to compare us when it comes to this gin-san

im way ahead of u

[naturallywavy]

what are you doing
copying my catch phrase now

you just like copying everyone dont you

[unoradinary]

since when is that your catchphrase!!

ive heard plenty of ppl say that