video | un: RHY5-W1NZ

[dbag]

Hi, guys! Okay, so, I got a present the other day, and it gave me an idea — a really good one, if I do say so myself — and I think— okay, I need to sort of introduce you to it a little bit first, just hang tight. How many of you have heard ooof... tabletop?

[ He holds up a big rule book; STRAP IN, FOLKS, IT'S ABOUT TO GET CRUNK IN HERE. ]

It's called 'Bunkers and Badasses' and it's a cool game for cool people, don't let anybody tell you otherwise. You pick the class you want to play in the party and their ability scores, and you go on an adventure and fight monsters and roll dice to see how successful you are! And, you know, I was thinking, it's not like there's a lot of fun stuff to do around here, and we're probably going to be here a while, sooo... anyone up for an exciting game of B&B? It has to be a small group so not everyone can play, but maybe if it goes well we can do it again sometime?

So, uh, let me know if you're interested, and. I... really hope someone is interested.

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AUDIO. UN: LOKI

[selfimage]

Are you planning on stealing the die from a local roulette game?

[ obviously he's heard of this. ]

[dbag]

Oh, no, that's where the present thing comes in — I got dice, no stealing required.

[selfimage]

Not even a little stealing?

[dbag]

Well, if you wanna steal in your free time, I'm not gonna stop you. I'm just saying I've got dice in case anyone needs some.

[selfimage]

Not all of us are risk takers.

So, what does your B & B call Dungeon Masters?

[dbag]

Dungeon Master? That sounds ridiculous, it's called a Bunker Master.

[ BM.

Bowel movement. ]

[selfimage]

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No.

[dbag]

...Yeah? What else would it be called? [ DM??? Hahahahaha that's so STUPID ]

[selfimage]

An acronym that doesn't carry the same meaning as a brown trout.

[dbag]

...

It's Bunker Master, just say Bunker Master, two full words, it's only two more syllables.

[selfimage]

Can we just go with Bunker Lord? No one wants to be master of the bunkers, at least lord carries with it a respectable title.

[dbag]

Who wants to be lord of the bunkers, what does that even mean? Just— say GM if you're so against BM.

...Ohh, I just said it out loud, that's so much worse than I thought it would be.

[selfimage]

I have an affinity for BL.

[ there's a trying sigh. ]

But if you insist. Just please never utter BM ever again.

[ Loki u just said it. ]

[dbag]

BM.

[selfimage]

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[ fart noise. ]

[dbag]

[ LOUDER FART NOISE!!!! This fart noise battle is happening. ]

[selfimage]

[ longer than that fart noise. louder is for losers. ]

[dbag]

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Right, so anyway, you playing?

[selfimage]

[ there's a tone of voice that sounds pleased at the forfeit. ]

As long as you make it interesting.