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[dbag]

Hi, guys! Okay, so, I got a present the other day, and it gave me an idea — a really good one, if I do say so myself — and I think— okay, I need to sort of introduce you to it a little bit first, just hang tight. How many of you have heard ooof... tabletop?

[ He holds up a big rule book; STRAP IN, FOLKS, IT'S ABOUT TO GET CRUNK IN HERE. ]

It's called 'Bunkers and Badasses' and it's a cool game for cool people, don't let anybody tell you otherwise. You pick the class you want to play in the party and their ability scores, and you go on an adventure and fight monsters and roll dice to see how successful you are! And, you know, I was thinking, it's not like there's a lot of fun stuff to do around here, and we're probably going to be here a while, sooo... anyone up for an exciting game of B&B? It has to be a small group so not everyone can play, but maybe if it goes well we can do it again sometime?

So, uh, let me know if you're interested, and. I... really hope someone is interested.

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[dbag]

Really? Okay, let's make a bet then. You come, and if you don't have fun, you win.

[cachemoney]

Ah. Wait. [She makes a "gimme" gesture.] Show me that you actually have money, first.

[dbag]

Seriously? I have money! I'm good for it. I mean, what kind of pathetic loser makes a bet without having the money to back it up? [ this pathetic loser lbr ] Not that it's going to matter, because you're going to be like, oh my god, I was so wrong about everything, I had so much fun and also you're the coolest, here's fifty bucks.

[cachemoney]

Is that supposed to be me? Because when I win, you're going to be all, waaah, Fiona, I'm so lame, you're always right, here's five hundred dollars like I promised, have mercy on me.

[dbag]

That's not at all what I sound like! Or what I would say, if this impossible hypothetical scenario did happen. Also, do you even have five hundred dollars to bet?

Oh, my god, did you steal from anyone here.

[cachemoney]

[She looks SCANDALIZED.] I am offended, you. All my dealings are on the up-and-up.

[Read: yes. She's also seeking a new mark on this very post, can't stop the hustle.]

[dbag]

Oh, my god.

Okay, can we bet something other than actual money? I'm kind of worried that, when I win your dirty money — 'cause I'm going to — someone's going to come and kill me for it or something.

[cachemoney]

God, you're such a wuss. Fine, like what.

[dbag]

Yoooou can have Dumpy? Temporarily.

[cachemoney]

[She wants to be like GROSS, NO but she's already thinking of things Dumpy can be useful for. Like... a drying rack.]

Alright, deal. And if yooouu win? Which, uh, you won't, but. I like to play fair.

[dbag]

Weeeeeell, everything you have is pretty much worthless. [ sorry not sorry ] So let's just say you'll owe me one.

[cachemoney]

Wow, okay, that's not alarmingly vague. But considering there's no way in hell I'll lose -- fine. Deal.

[dbag]

Oh, my god, I'm not going to, like, take a hit out on someone, chill out. But okay, cool, deal.