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[dbag]

Hi, guys! Okay, so, I got a present the other day, and it gave me an idea — a really good one, if I do say so myself — and I think— okay, I need to sort of introduce you to it a little bit first, just hang tight. How many of you have heard ooof... tabletop?

[ He holds up a big rule book; STRAP IN, FOLKS, IT'S ABOUT TO GET CRUNK IN HERE. ]

It's called 'Bunkers and Badasses' and it's a cool game for cool people, don't let anybody tell you otherwise. You pick the class you want to play in the party and their ability scores, and you go on an adventure and fight monsters and roll dice to see how successful you are! And, you know, I was thinking, it's not like there's a lot of fun stuff to do around here, and we're probably going to be here a while, sooo... anyone up for an exciting game of B&B? It has to be a small group so not everyone can play, but maybe if it goes well we can do it again sometime?

So, uh, let me know if you're interested, and. I... really hope someone is interested.

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[dbag]

Wow, yeah, no, that's— that's great, um. Not really anything like cards, though. [ Rhys's experience with cards is probably Pokemon cards anyway. ] It's more like... sort of like a video game? Except not.

[flashbanging]

Why don't you go ahead and tell me a little more about it.

[ He leans forward, an expression of genuine interest on his face. ]

Start me off with them 'classes'. What's that about?

[dbag]

Haha. Wow. Okay. So, your class is, like, what decides your character's abilities. If you wanna be good at punching stuff, you could be a berserker, or something. Or you could be a support class, or more like a DPS type— there's a lot of options, um, it just sort of depends on what you want to do? I... usually just pick what sounds the coolest.

[flashbanging]

[ He rubs his chin. ]

All right, all right. I'm followin' you.

[ Sort of. Not really. What the hell is DPS? He only has one truly important question: ]

Got anybody who uses guns?

[dbag]

Haha. Oooohhhh, yeah. There's a ton of guns in this game. I mean, there's other stuff too, like... sorcerers and all that, but. You can totally use a gun, be a gunslinger.

[flashbanging]

Psh. I don't hold with no hocus pocus. Guns or fists, that'll do you fine.

[ He leans forward, lifting the brim of his hat. ]

I'll see you there, partner.

[dbag]

Okay, yeah, awesome, that would be— awesome.

[ Now he has to work on making it cool, cool people are coming, oh no. ]

So, yep. See you. ...Partner.