video | un: RHY5-W1NZ

[dbag]

Hi, guys! Okay, so, I got a present the other day, and it gave me an idea — a really good one, if I do say so myself — and I think— okay, I need to sort of introduce you to it a little bit first, just hang tight. How many of you have heard ooof... tabletop?

[ He holds up a big rule book; STRAP IN, FOLKS, IT'S ABOUT TO GET CRUNK IN HERE. ]

It's called 'Bunkers and Badasses' and it's a cool game for cool people, don't let anybody tell you otherwise. You pick the class you want to play in the party and their ability scores, and you go on an adventure and fight monsters and roll dice to see how successful you are! And, you know, I was thinking, it's not like there's a lot of fun stuff to do around here, and we're probably going to be here a while, sooo... anyone up for an exciting game of B&B? It has to be a small group so not everyone can play, but maybe if it goes well we can do it again sometime?

So, uh, let me know if you're interested, and. I... really hope someone is interested.

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[dbag]

Uhhhh, no idea.

We've gotta have somewhere that can fit all of us and— apparently people want to watch, um, so. It's gotta be out in the open, I'm thinking my room isn't going to work. Maybe we can do it downstairs in the saloon? [ Tabletopping in public, EMBARRASSING. ]

[figureitout]

Oh my God, that's gonna to be like playing League of Legends in front of the entire classroom, you're gonna forget how to play your main or walk or, I don't know, roll a die? And then you'll sit there holding the die and staring at the little dots while they stare back and—

[ breathe, stiles, breathe. ]

... yeah, the saloon sounds, uh. Good.

[dbag]

I—

Um. I realize you say it sounds good, but that... didn't. Sound good. At all. I kind of need a paper bag right now. [ To hyperventilate into or to throw up in??? IT'S A MYSTERY ] Any... other suggestions?

[figureitout]

[ he said good but didn't mean good tHANKS FOR CATCHING ON, MR. BUNKER MASTER ]

Great, I'll get one for you when I'm getting one for me. [ anxiety is a constant state with him and this is no exception... Rhys, come on, why would you agree for people to watch? that is the worst idea there ever was ]

Yeah, how about you contact everyone who expressed interest in playing separately, swear them to secrecy, then let's find an abandoned cabin somewhere outside the town and play there without anyone ever knowing.