text, @TARANTO, day after the saloon fire

[heavyhitter]

hey guys guess what: blankets!!! me and TF to the fucking rescue, we rustled up like 40 of these bad boys
super cozy, some nice patterns. one of them has a robot wolf on it
it was also all entirely legal

they're ALMOST free, all you gotta do is tell me a story then come get one (i'm by those spiky ass fat plants that bleed if you knock them over)

also since i have 40 and there's more than 40 of us, i guess also pick someone to get cozy with

Comments

[ofobedience]

Someone ought to channel that overabundance of imagination into something more useful.

[heavyhitter]

aw are you grumpy because you wanted it until you heard it was pink
it's ok it still looks cool!

[ofobedience]

Why would I need a blanket.

[heavyhitter]

to cuddle with, obviously
unless you already got someone to cuddle with, then i guess, to enhance the cuddling

[ofobedience]

You've met me. Do I seem the type for cuddling?

[Seriously, never in his life :(]

[heavyhitter]

get a few drinks in them and anyone can get down for cuddling

[ofobedience]

Alas. The one downside to being immune to all known poisons.

[Is he telling you he can't get drunk? Why yes, yes he is]

[heavyhitter]

nevermind i take it back
there's literally no hope for you

[ofobedience]

Why, thank you.

[heavyhitter]

hey no problem any time

do you even get cold

[ofobedience]

On occasion.

[Zeta-12, for example. Not that he couldn't withstand it, but he could feel it just fine.]

[heavyhitter]

is here gonna be one of those occasions
now that it's snowing and shit

[ofobedience]

Quite possibly. But it's not as though I can die from it. Ha ha.

[heavyhitter]

what the hell does your crazy healing thing work on cold too?

[ofobedience]

It works on most things. What kind of weapon would I be if something so mundane could finish me off?

[heavyhitter]

oh my god you're so dramatic
you're a guy not a weapon

[ofobedience]

I'm a genetically engineered weapon. A hound of war, as it were. I'm not 'a guy' at all.

[And that's true, but also she's not wrong, he is inclined towards being overly dramatic.

[heavyhitter]

you got arms legs and a head
sorry you're a guy

[ofobedience]

No.

[heavyhitter]

oh you wanna go this route huh
ok fine

yes

[ofobedience]

No. You're sadly mistaken.

[Is he arguing against his own personhood? Sure looks that way.]

[heavyhitter]

hey question
what's the shit that annoys you the most

[ofobedience]

[well, that question is entirely unexpected.]

I don't know. Useless mutts who don't understand the value of loyalty, I suppose.

[heavyhitter]

huh you know, same


anyway confirmed for person, sorry

[ofobedience]

What?