text, @TARANTO, day after the saloon fire

[heavyhitter]

hey guys guess what: blankets!!! me and TF to the fucking rescue, we rustled up like 40 of these bad boys
super cozy, some nice patterns. one of them has a robot wolf on it
it was also all entirely legal

they're ALMOST free, all you gotta do is tell me a story then come get one (i'm by those spiky ass fat plants that bleed if you knock them over)

also since i have 40 and there's more than 40 of us, i guess also pick someone to get cozy with

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text; un: cardmaster

[fateality]

And what exactly is my payment out of all of this?
Maybe you should tell me a story.

[heavyhitter]

your payment is the warm glow of a good deed well done

audio; un:unknownrealms

[headlining]

Oh? A story? That's it? Seems like a cheap method of payment. Is there any catch as to what kind of story we can tell?

[heavyhitter]

yeah make sure it's not a shitty one

[fateality]

Remind me to rethink my charitable nature. Leaves a man hungry.

text; un: eliasainsworth

[thornydisposition]

[Contrary to what some people might believe, Elias does get chilly. And he's been having a hard time haggling with the locals, having absolutely nothing to barter with, so...]

What kind of stories do you like?

text; un: harmonia

[digiorno]

Legal.

What kind of story?

[headlining]

Fine, then. Shall I tell it here, or in person, then?

text; un: hound

[ofobedience]

A robot wolf.

audio | username: xXx_trueblue_xXx

[competing]

Buddy are you in luck! I just so happen to be ace at storytime.

[ ask all his adoring fans. all... one of them. maybe. ]

text; un: white_lotus

[pummelling]

Not totally convinced on the legality, but sure, why not.

Any preference on story? 'not a shitty one' doesn't count.

audio; un: sharpshooter

[endeudado]

Alright, hold onto one of those blankets for me, cause I have plenty of stories.

[ Illegally obtained blankets? Sign him up. ]

Do you want a long one or a short one? Like, how much violence are you good with?

[heavyhitter]

are you hinting you want dinner because i can arrange that

[heavyhitter]

hit me, right here right now

[heavyhitter]

bloody action/adventure with lots of explosions
got any that fit the bill?

audio; un: deathweaver

[respired]

I didn't realize you two were so well-acquainted. Nicely done, in any case.

[ Legality aside. ]

[heavyhitter]

so super legal no one would ever doubt the authenticity of them

anyway w/e any story, as long as it's good
shitty stories get a shitty blanket

[heavyhitter]

yeah
he's pink

[heavyhitter]

oh shit look out we got a professional on our hands
alright gimme your best shot

[heavyhitter]

are you calling me a liar, buddy

'not a shitty one' is a perfectly valid criteria, only someone who tells shitty stories would think otherwise

[fateality]

If I wasn't being too subtle.
That would be lovely.

[heavyhitter]

long one, longer the better, hopefully with some decapitation involved

[digiorno]

By that logic, the best story gets the best blanket?

[heavyhitter]

oh, yeah, we're besties [ apparently ]
productive besties looking out for audentes' well being

[heavyhitter]

that's right
unless you consider the one with kittens on it to be the best because that's reserved